God Said, "Adam, I want you to do something for me."
Adam said, "Gladly, Lord, what do You want me to do?"
God said, "Go down into that valley."
Adam said, "What's a valley?"
God explained it to him.
Then God said, "Cross the river."
Adam said, "What's a river?" !
God explained that to him, and then said, "Go over to the hill......."
Adam said, "What is a hill?"
So, God explained to Adam what a hill was.
He told Adam, "On the other side of the hill you will find a cave"
Adam said, "What's a cave?"
After God explained, he said, "In the cave you will find a Woman."
Adam said, "What's a woman?"
So God explained that to him, too.
Then, God said, "I want you to reproduce."
Adam said, "How do I do that?"
God first said (under his breath), "Geez....." !
And then, just like everything else, God explained that to Adam, as well.
So, Adam goes down into the valley, across the river, and over the hill, into the cave, and finds the woman.
Then, in about five minutes, he was back.
God, his patience wearing thin, said angrily, "What is it now?"
And Adam said
YOUR GOING TO LOVE THIS !!!!!!
What's a headache?"
2007-01-19 09:10:21 · 19 answers · asked by dididdleydihi 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
good one diddly its worth 10/10+ a little star
2007-01-19 09:16:38 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 10/10!
2007-01-19 09:17:10 · answer #2 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
good one liked it 10/10
2007-01-22 00:04:57 · answer #3 · answered by DEBORAH M 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha,Ha,very funny.
2007-01-19 09:16:30 · answer #4 · answered by taxed till i die,and then some. 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Very good!!! I give it a 10!!!
2007-01-19 09:22:27 · answer #5 · answered by altruistic 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Would be rib tickling -
but his rib had a headache.
2007-01-19 09:19:19 · answer #6 · answered by A Teesside Smart**** 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
nice. Its still true today lol
2007-01-19 09:27:32 · answer #7 · answered by ADS 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Tight!!!
2007-01-19 10:11:30 · answer #8 · answered by maverick 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
what the hell? i dont get it either, is this a woman joke?
2007-01-19 09:25:02 · answer #9 · answered by puga882006@sbcglobal.net 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hehheheheee! thats really funny! i like it!
2007-01-19 09:15:10 · answer #10 · answered by funmzire 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋