There is a girl walking up the stairs in a church. As the priest is walking by, he looks up and notices that this girl is not wearing panties.
The Priest calls the girl and gives her $20 and says, "Little girl, take this and buy yourself some panties. It's not proper to walk around without any panties on."
The girl goes home and gives the money to her mother and asks her mother to buy panties for her. When the mother asks where the girl got the money, the girl explained what happened.
Upon hearing how the girl got the money, the mother rushes to her room, whips off her panties, and puts on one of her shortest dresses and runs out to the church.
As soon as the mother sees the priest coming, she begins to walk up the stairs. The priest then notices the lady and calls her down.
The woman not wanting to show that she is expecting anything, walks to the priest calmly.
The priest hands the lady $1 and says... "Lady, take this money and for God's sake buy yourself a razor."
2007-01-19 09:00:41 · 10 answers · asked by *♥short~sh!t♥* 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Hehehehehehhhehe Teeeehhehhehhe!!! Thats hilarious!!! A sure cracker! A star for you!
2007-01-19 09:04:28 · answer #1 · answered by funmzire 5 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Sick but funny! 10/10!
2007-01-19 09:24:02 · answer #2 · answered by cats 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Heard that one before!
2007-01-19 09:05:44 · answer #3 · answered by TEE 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
so funny made my day gave me a good laugh
2007-01-19 09:04:39 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
haha
2007-01-19 09:04:49 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
LOL very funny.
2007-01-19 09:04:57 · answer #6 · answered by Calvin 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
hahahaha! thats was funny!
2007-01-19 09:04:27 · answer #7 · answered by oc 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
aaaahahahahaha. ewwwww.gross
2007-01-19 09:14:46 · answer #8 · answered by nikki -nicole 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
i'll buy that for a dollar...
2007-01-19 09:04:20 · answer #9 · answered by go4itgirl 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Hmmmm............
2007-01-19 09:29:04 · answer #10 · answered by altruistic 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋