...in a really bad funk! Quick, can anyone tell me a really good dirty joke? or just a good joke that hasn't been circulated a million times. Thanks.
2007-01-19 08:46:13 · 3 answers · asked by F.A.Q. 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
An old woman and her husband were driving down the road at 40 mph. Suddenly the man says, "I've been having an affair and I want a divorce." His wife says nothing, but accelerates to 60 mph. He adds, "I want the house and the pets." Again, the woman says nothing but accelerates, this time to 80 mph. Then the husband says, "I also want the credit cards and the cars." And once again, the woman is silent but accelerates to 100 mph. Her husband says, "Why are you so calm about this? I'm taking everything, and you have nothing." Smiling, she turns to him, and just as they're about to crash, replies..
"I have the airbag."
:)
2007-01-19 09:10:26 · answer #1 · answered by ..rae..♥ 5 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Passengers are enjoying their in-flight meal and drinks when the captain comes on the speaker and tells them that they've lost an engine and are going to crash. A woman jumps up from her seat, strips off her clothes, and says, "Before I die, I want to feel like a woman again. Is there a man here that can make me feel like a woman?" The man sitting next to her jumps up, rips off his shirt and says, "Here, quick! Iron this!"
2007-01-19 16:50:58 · answer #2 · answered by robtheman 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
offer him a bj
2007-01-19 16:49:21 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋