The next time you're having a bad day, imagine this: You're a Siamese twin. Your brother, who is attached at your shoulder, is gay. but, you're not. He has a date coming over tonight. Catch is you only have one A$$ H0#LE *you watch the drive way nervously*
2007-01-19 08:45:29 · 6 answers · asked by SuzyQ 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
my day just got a little better and it has really been a bad one..
2007-01-19 08:49:34 · answer #1 · answered by thatgirl127 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
do not problem sense free!! desire that shaggy dog tale will make you smile... Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson went on a camping out vacation. After a robust meal and a bottle of wine, they lay down for the evening and went to sleep. some hours later, Holmes awoke and nudged his honest chum. "Watson, seem up and tell me what you spot." Watson responded, "I see tens of millions and tens of millions of stars." "What does that inform you?" Watson meditated for a minute. "Astronomically, it tells me that there are literally thousands of galaxies and probably billions of planets. Astrologically, I note that Saturn is in Leo. Horologically, I deduce that the time is about 1 / 4 previous 3. Theologically, i'll make certain that God is all powerful and that we are small and insignificant. Meteorologically, i believe that we may be able to have a stunning day the following day. Why, what does it inform you?" Holmes became silent for a minute, then spoke. "Watson, you fool. some jerk has stolen our tent."
2016-10-15 11:18:47 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
you made my day brighter lol
2007-01-19 08:51:07 · answer #3 · answered by valley1800 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ohhhhhhhh lol
2007-01-19 09:09:58 · answer #4 · answered by KiKi 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hehehhehehehee!!! Its really funny! Thanks!
2007-01-19 09:02:09 · answer #5 · answered by funmzire 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
NO.
2007-01-19 08:50:34 · answer #6 · answered by nikki -nicole 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋