Aries (March 21 - April 19)
You will go on a potato binge today. Baked, fried, scalloped, stuffed, mashed, whipped, and hash-browned. Just stay away from the tater tots, for your own good.
Taurus (April 20 - May 20)
Don't worry about your hair. It's your breath that makes people look at you like that.
Gemini (May 21 - June 20)
You will discover a large deposit of gold, when you're out on a stroll. Unfortunately, wealth will not make you happy.
Cancer (June 21 - July 22)
Dorothy Parker once said "if you can't say anything nice, come sit next to me." Today that will be strangely relevant to your own situation.
Leo (July 23 - August 22)
Time to develop new friendships, and possibly to get a new hair style. Personally, I'm working on the "wacky inventor" hair style, in which I wash my hair at night and go to bed with it still damp. It's not a look for everyone, however.
Virgo (August 23 - September 22)
An apple a day will keep the doctor away. Another tip you should consider: fresh figs can be used to avoid plumbers.
Libra (September 22 - October 22)
Good time to consider capitalizing on the wave of 70's nostalgia that is sweeping the land. Why not try making shag carpeting? At least you should sit around in your beanbag chairs and discuss it.
Scorpio (October 23 - November 21)
You will become embroiled in yet another argument about crustaceans today. You will easily trounce your opponent, who will leave in a huff. He's just being crabby, if you ask me.
Sagittarius (November 22 - December 21)
You will mortally offend a friend today when a hilarious joke pops unbidden into your mind during your friend's sad description of his problems.
Capricorn (December 22 - January 20)
Bad day to call someone a "whiney gen-x cybercowboy. " Tomorrow's better, for that one.
Aquarius (January 21 - February 18)
Today you'll idly wonder what ever happened to Alan Alda, since his MASH days. Believe me, you don't want to know. Neither do I (and I don't). I just know that neither of us wants to.
Pisces (February 19 - March 20)
Today is the day you will discover your larger cosmic destiny! A television infomercial and an 800 number are somehow involved.
2007-01-19 08:41:12 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
im a virgin eeh virgo i liked that10/10 tell alycat to go lick her a s s
2007-01-19 10:17:24 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Here's mine :) Aquarius on the 10th House Cusp, Leo on the 4th House Cusp: You look so friendly and you appear to most people to be a great humanitarian. You seem to be very broad-minded about social issues. And, you are easily approachable and always interested in getting to know people around you and their ideas. But, with Leo on the 4th House cusp, you inwardly are a proud person who needs a lot of recognition and approval. You feel special and blessed with so many talents. You are loaded with self-worth, and need attention and admiration frequently. Your ego can not stand to be ignored or neglected. I'd say it is pretty accurate. I care a lot about people---humanitarian type things. I do love to hear everyones ideas, am easily approachable (sometimes to the extreme lol) and and VERY broad minded about so many things. I like to keep things open. I can get sad when I am ignored (really don't like how that feels) or neglected. There will be trouble if it continues----LOL!!! haha. I don't think that I need a lot of recognition though. Nah. Only from the few that I care about.
2016-05-23 22:27:56 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Loved Taurus, Cancer and Virgo.
2007-01-19 08:54:13 · answer #3 · answered by A Teesside Smart**** 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well you got Scorpio right for a start. Do you do this professionally? You ought to, even though they're obviously not real they're more interesting to read than the cr*p you get in magazines.
2007-01-19 13:43:55 · answer #4 · answered by Katri-Mills 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
wow. very weird. I'm a Leo, actually did make a new friend today and did go to bed with my hair damp and wear it "wacky inventor" style. weird.
2007-01-19 08:53:18 · answer #5 · answered by rhiannon2797 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
love em all as i am a leo losing hair cannot try going to bed with wet hair but great 10/10
2007-01-19 13:27:36 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Excellent lol
2007-01-19 11:16:49 · answer #7 · answered by Zenlife07 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
well done, you should get a jod writing for the paper, because your prob more acurate than them
2007-01-19 08:51:48 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lol! Freaky, but my horoscope was exactly right-on! :)
2007-01-19 09:19:14 · answer #9 · answered by ..rae..♥ 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Loved it.
2007-01-19 09:12:20 · answer #10 · answered by KiKi 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋