2007-01-19 08:10:28 · 28 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
cleaning all the hair left in the bathroom...gross...
2007-01-19 08:14:53 · answer #1 · answered by bc_munkee 5 · 5⤊ 0⤋
I'm mostly jealous of the other primates. Why can't I have the bright red bubble butt?
Other than that, I hate these opposible thumbs and the ability to use tools.
Stupid monkey ancestors!
2007-01-19 16:15:45 · answer #2 · answered by Phoenix, Wise Guru 7 · 3⤊ 1⤋
I have to say its that whole throwing dung thing. At first its funny and everyone has a blast, but then as the day goes on it starts to get personal and jerks start mixing rocks into it. Someone gets an eye poked out, and nightly grooming is a bithc and you just end up feeling shat apon.
2007-01-19 16:35:14 · answer #3 · answered by ɹɐǝɟsuɐs Blessed Cheese Maker 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
What's so bad about being a primate ? Would you rather be a slug or a maggot ?
2007-01-19 16:16:17 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
A year round sex drive with no break. Some animals have mating seasons so they get to take time off.
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Fireball:
Wither you believe in evolution or not, we are classified as primate. A primate is not the same thing as an ape. (rolls eyes)
2007-01-19 16:15:19 · answer #5 · answered by A 6 · 6⤊ 0⤋
That I don't have the upper body strength of a gorilla. If I did, I could rip peoples' arms off! Man that would be a way to get your point across to someone who was irritating you.
)O(
2007-01-19 16:16:40 · answer #6 · answered by thelittlemerriemaid 4 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Well, other than having been taught the lie of evolution since grade school and believing it, everything is well and dandy. I'm here chilling on my laptop, connected to my jungle tree having a banana split.
2007-01-19 16:21:07 · answer #7 · answered by God Still Speaks Through His Word! 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Sharing the world with lesser primates, like chiristians.
2007-01-19 16:17:32 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 3⤋
Living in a body that ages and breaks and feels pain.
2007-01-19 16:22:27 · answer #9 · answered by isiseamenhotep 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
some years ago i couldn't control my emotions.it seems that i've solved this one.now i want to stop feeling physicaly tired.the torn trousers problem is also very annoying no matter how fat i get
2007-01-19 18:25:42 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Bananas. I HATE bananas. Thanks to stupid zookeepers and that idiotic song by Gwen Stefani, I feel like a hypocritical failure. I wish we'd never been in trees to begin with.
2007-01-19 16:14:48 · answer #11 · answered by robtheman 6 · 3⤊ 0⤋