After dozens of very expensive tests and weeks of hospitalization, the rich old man was told he had only 24 hours to live.
He immediately called his doctor and his lawyer to his room. He asked the doctor to stand by one side of his bed and his lawyer to stand by the other.
After standing for some time, the doctor asked "What do you want me to do?"
"Nothing. Just stand there."
A while later, the lawyer asked "What do you want me to do?"
"Nothing. Just stand there."
As the hours wore on, the doctor and the lawyer watched the man weaken. When his time had almost arrived, the doctor and the lawyer again asked "Why are we standing here?"
"Well," said the old man, "Christ died between two thieves, so I thought I'd do the same!
2007-01-19 08:08:37 · 24 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Hehehhehhehehehheeeeee!!!!! I'm still laughing as hell!!!!! That was really kool!!!!! A real cracker!~
2007-01-19 08:15:07 · answer #1 · answered by funmzire 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
7/10
2007-01-19 08:13:06 · answer #2 · answered by *Dat*-*Libra*-*Cutie* 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
7/10 hahahahaha
2007-01-19 08:14:11 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
another great joke as the wife says keep going 10/10
2007-01-19 08:41:04 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Another good one!
You are A GEM! Keep them coming! Laughing is good for the soul!
2007-01-19 08:13:21 · answer #5 · answered by angieasee64 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Umh
2007-01-19 10:40:16 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Many a true word is said in jest !!
2007-01-19 08:32:46 · answer #7 · answered by Shredder 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Great one
2007-01-21 15:47:42 · answer #8 · answered by LCee 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thats a new one.
2007-01-19 08:31:42 · answer #9 · answered by A Teesside Smart**** 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL
9/10
Keep smilin'.
2007-01-19 08:21:07 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋