i wants dont get!
if you sit too close to the tv you will go blind
dont pull that face, if the wind changes you will stay like that.....
2007-01-19 07:59:46 · 23 answers · asked by rachealuk 5 in Family & Relationships ➔ Family
lol good Q
Turn that music down now!
Change your attitude!
You call that a haircut?
Your not going out like that!
Be home by 10.00pm latest!
Put a coat on...... you'll catch your death!
How can you come home with a report card like that!
No you can't have any more money...........
Jeese! I've become my Dad!
2007-01-19 08:13:27 · answer #1 · answered by Chew 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
My dad comes up with these ridiculous songs ( ok not sure if he gets credit for these but they sure do make me laugh )
Jennifer is a Nut ... cause she's got a big Butt ... every time she turns around she goes Putt Putt ... lol ... !
Ooh Ungawa ... you're mama take no showwa ... don't laugh don't laugh .. you're daddy take no bath ... !
I tell my daughter the old saying :
I'll give you something to cry about ... classic ... !
If she asks where we're going ... I'll say " CRAZY " ... I use to hate when my dad said that ... he would never tell me either where we were going it use to kill me.
Oh yeah ... here's a good one ... she's ask why and I'll say because ... she''ll ask because why ... and I'll say " Because I Said So " .. that one got under my skin when I was a teenager ... lol ... !
I also catch myself saying - life's not fair ... don't sit too close to the t.v. it will ruin your eyes ... your teeth will fall out if you eat all that candy ... and my favorite nobody likes a cry baby ... !
2007-01-19 16:22:36 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I'm the adult and you're the child.
Don't be rude or i'll wash your mouth out with soap
Don't forget to wash behind your ears
Have you done your teeth
Don't be late
Put you coat on....it's freezing
The list is endless, but you don't realise how much you duplicate sayings from your parents..... until someone reminds you. It's quite funny thinking about it though....good Q and a star for you
2007-01-19 16:07:08 · answer #3 · answered by crazeeladee no more 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
When the kids stand in the way of people or the telly they usually get "You make a better door than a window" or if the doors are left open "Were you born in a barn?"
Both of which mum and dad used to say to us!
2007-01-19 17:54:28 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I've got eyes in the back of my head!
Don't wear you coat inside as you won't get the beenfit of it when you go outside!
I always find out what you've been up to!
2007-01-19 16:08:15 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Brush your teeth
Wash your hands
Leave the SHOES OUTSIDE -- they are covered in mud!
QUIET!!!!!!
Go to SLEEP!
Put that toy away.
Time for Scouts ... Sports ... HURRY UP!
We'll be late with the way you are stalling out.
Did you REMEMBER EVERYTHING I told you?
STUDY -- do your homework!
CLEAN your ROOM!
Take out the TRASH!
Come on Kids, get in the CAR (COKGITC!)
2007-01-19 17:28:08 · answer #6 · answered by sglmom 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
(Chuckling hard)- Yes, My dad used to say this line, when he would get frustrated, or when something wasnt going well. It was-"Anything to make my *** ache." (chuckling harder), I say this now, under the same surcumstances.
2007-01-20 01:38:59 · answer #7 · answered by jeraboam2004 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
yep, everything that you said lol.
Your not going out dressed like that
tidy your room
What time do you call this?
2007-01-19 16:04:31 · answer #8 · answered by Jovi Freak 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I'm not going to buy those cookies because you'll just eat them!
2007-01-19 16:36:08 · answer #9 · answered by Helen T 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Do you wanna feel the back of my hand....well do you? like i was gonna say yes pleeeeease!
Don't pick your nose...your head will cave in!!
2007-01-19 16:05:30 · answer #10 · answered by Carrot Cruncher 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋