A blonde was in bad financial straits, but she was also a highly religious woman. She decided that the solution to her problems would be to win the lottery, so she got down on her knees and prayed to God about it.
"God, please let me win the lottery so I can provide for my family." She prayed. Then she watched the news that night when the read the winning numbers, and was discouraged to learn she wasn't the winner.
The next week, she got on her knees again and prayed even harder...
"Dear God, PLEASE let me win tonight's lottery. I have two hungry children that need food and new clothes for school."
So she watched the drawing later that night, and was once again discouraged that she didn't win.
The next week, she threw herself onto the floor and was weeping and wailing a prayer to God...
"PLEASE, oh kind and merciful God, I BEG you Lord, PLEASE let me win the lottery tonight. I'm behind on rent, the kids are only eating one meal a day, and they're about to cut...
2007-01-19 07:55:41 · 34 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
..off my electricity, so PLEASE let me win!"
So she watches the news later that night, and is despondent to learn she didn't win once again.
SO she throws herself on the ground and cries out to God.. "GOD, why you have you forsaken me!"
Suddenly, a booming voice crashed into the room from above, and God says:
"Tiffany... WORK with me... BUY A TICKET!"
2007-01-19 07:57:24 · update #1
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!! OMG!!!!!!! ROFLMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! OOOOOOOOHHHHH!!!!!! THAT WAS SOOOOOOOOO GOOOOOD I LOVE IT!!!!!!!!
2007-01-19 08:37:06 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes - 8/10.
Similar: The riverbank burst and began flooding Paddy’s house. He was warned to evacuate by two men in a boat but refused saying ‘I’m putting my fate in the hands of God’. Half an hour later, the ground floor was flooded and he made his way upstairs. He opened the window and saw two men in a different boat calling him to get into it. Again he refused saying his ‘fate was in the hands of God’. Fifteen minutes later he had to break through the roof and climb out. As he clung to the chimney, a helicopter hovered above him and let down a ladder. ‘No’ again said Paddy ‘my fate is in the hands of God’. With that the chimney collapsed and Paddy fell into the torrent and drowned. Later he appeared before God in Heaven and pleaded to God ‘Why did you forsake me God, I put my fate in your hands. Why didn’t you help me’. ‘I did you fool’ said God ‘who do you think sent the two boats and helicopter’.
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2007-01-19 08:07:36 · answer #2 · answered by thomasrobinsonantonio 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ..yeah it would help if she would have "bought" a ticket instead of just reading the winning numbers..Some people didn't pick up on that I guess..
Hey if you want to know who is blonde..just look at their hair color.
although this joke works also,,but it is a lot of typing.
2007-01-19 07:58:28 · answer #3 · answered by Dfirefox 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Then what happens? Does she buy the ticket and win? Not fair leaving us hanging like that ...
2007-01-19 08:03:17 · answer #4 · answered by tavlahoca 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lmao and nate she never got a ticket so she was praying to win a game she never played get it
2007-01-19 08:47:37 · answer #5 · answered by THE DOCTOR 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
very good.
how to drown a blond?
write scratch and sniff on the bottom of a swimming pool
2007-01-19 07:59:31 · answer #6 · answered by eddybear 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I never heard that one before, and it was awesome!
9.7 stars out of 10
2007-01-19 07:59:27 · answer #7 · answered by Jacques 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hehehehhehhehhee!!! Thats a hell of a cracker!!! I'm still laughing!!! A star for you.
2007-01-19 08:00:29 · answer #8 · answered by funmzire 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I heart blonde jokes! I have never heard this one, but was it ever worth the read!!!!
2007-01-19 08:00:03 · answer #9 · answered by Manda 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ROTFL!!!!!!!
One heck of a good one!!!!!!!!
You finally did the trick. Here was I reading all the lame jokes, and along comes yours. 5 STARS!!!!
2007-01-19 08:03:27 · answer #10 · answered by angieasee64 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Never heard this one before. LoL
It was very funny!
2007-01-19 08:54:14 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋