Not because I hate blonds or anything I just like the jokes
2007-01-19 07:53:29 · 10 answers · asked by My Life is in Black and White 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
wait a sec.....
Blond Dumbness?
one day three freinds a blonde, a redhead and a brunette where all driving in a car when all of a sudden the car crashed and they appeared in heaven.
God says to them "ahead are 1 hundred stairs after each stair you will be told a joke if you joke you will be sent to hell". if you remain silent you will continue on. If you make it to the top you shall remain in heaven forever.
First was the red head she tried her best but only made it to the 29th stair without laughing, therefore she was sent to hell. So the brunette started climbing but at the 50th stair she laughed. next was the blonde and suprisingly she did very well she even got all the way to 99 when she started roaring with laughter.Shocked god asked her why she laughed still laughing she replied "i finally got the first joke!!!!!"
2.)Sexy blonde?
a blonde women walks in to a sex shop and says to the manager
"can i buy that vibrater please"
and the manager replies
"sorry, we dont serve blondes"
so the women walks out of the shop. she dyes her hair brown and goes back to the shop the next day and says to the manager
"can i buy that vibrater please"
the manager replies
" i have told you, we dont serve blondes"
so the women walks out of the shop. the next day she totally disguses herself with a wig and sunglasses, she goes back to the shop and she said to the manager
" can i buy that vibrater please"
the manager replies
"i have told you we dont serve blondes"
the women was so anoyed she asked
" how do you no i am blonde"
and the manager replies
"that is not a vibrater, it is a fire extinguser"
Extra:
yo mamma so broke she had to strip at chuckie cheese for tokens
3.) Blonde and the circle?
One day a blonde is driving home when she rear-ends a man in his truck. The man stops and yells at her to get out of her car, so she steps out and tries to apologize.
He then draws a circle in the sand and tells her to stand inside and not to step out. He goes to his truck, takes out a baseball bat, walks over to her car, and smashes in the window.
She begins to giggle, so he looks back at her angrily and tells her to be quiet. Then he starts beating in the hood of her car.
She giggles again, and he turns to her and says, "You're askin' for it, lady!" Then he smashes in her windshield.
By this time the blonde is laughing hysterically, so he looks at her and yells, "What's so funny!?"
She laughs again and replies, "While you weren't looking I stepped out of the circle three times."
Enjoy!!! :)
2007-01-19 08:04:12 · answer #1 · answered by *Dat*-*Libra*-*Cutie* 3 · 2⤊ 1⤋
Lets see....
There was the blonde who triped over her cordless phone (I have done this once or twice)
How can you tell a blonde was at the computer? THERE IS WHITE OUT ALL OVER THE SCREEN!!!
I urgently needed a few days off work, but I knew the Boss would
not allow me to take leave. I thought that maybe if I acted "CRAZY" then he would tell me to take a few days off.
So I hung upside down from the ceiling and made funny noises.
My co-worker (who's blonde) asked me what I was doing? I told her that I was pretending to be a light bulb so that the Boss would think I was "CRAZY" and give me a few days off. A few minutes later the Boss came into the Office and asked "what
are you doing..?"
I told him I was a light bulb.
He said "You are clearly stressed out. Go home and recuperate for a couple of days."
I jumped down and walked out of the office.
When my co-worker (the blonde) followed me, the Boss said to her, "And where do you think you're going?
She said "I'm going home too, I can't work in the dark!
2007-01-19 08:12:18 · answer #2 · answered by Manda 3 · 2⤊ 1⤋
BLONDE: "Excuse me, what time is it right now?"
WOMAN: "It's 11:25PM."
BLONDE: (confused look on face) "You know, it's the weirdest thing, I've asked that question thirty times today, and every time someone gives me a different answer."
A painting contractor was speaking with a woman about her job.
In the first room, she said she would like a pale blue.
The contractor wrote this down and went to the window, opened it, and yelled out "green side up!"
In the second room, she told the painter she would like it painted in a soft yellow.
He wrote this on his pad, walked to the window, opened it, and yelled "green side up!"
The lady was somewhat curious, but she said nothing.
In the third room, she said she would like it painted a warm rose color.
The painter wrote this down, walked to the window, opened it and yelled "green side up!"
The lady then asked him, "Why do you keep yelling 'green side up'?"
"I'm sorry," came the reply. "But I have a crew of blondes laying sod across the street.
A blonde quickly went out to her mail box, looked in it, closed the door of the box, and went back in the house. A few minutes later she repeated this process by checking her mail again.
She did this five more times, and her neighbor that was watching her commented: "You must be expecting a very important letter today the way you keep looking into that mail box."
The blonde answered, "No, I am working on my computer, and it keeps telling me that I have mail."
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2007-01-19 08:16:34 · answer #3 · answered by ♥butter_fly♥ 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
a blond, a brunet and a red head are all in the fifth grade.
Who has the best body ?
The blond she's 19
2007-01-19 08:30:04 · answer #4 · answered by degesetay 3 · 3⤊ 0⤋
depending on if the blonde is dumb or now no longer, im a blonde & i'm getting that humorous tale and that i think of of it fairly is humorous, the only factor i do now no longer think of of is humorous is the stereotype that each and every physique blondes are dumb, there are some that are, yet now no longer all us blondes are, yet you could inform the humorous tale in spite of everything
2016-10-31 13:29:57 · answer #5 · answered by bason 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
there's this mirror that's supposed to make u go poof if u lie and u get 1 wish if u tell the truth. well a redhead of not so great of looks said "i'm the prettiest person in the world" -poof- a burnette that's sort of fat said "i think i'm getting skinnier" -poof- a blonde comes in and says "I think..." -poof-
2007-01-19 08:45:58 · answer #6 · answered by teacherspet866 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
did you hear about the blonde that froze at the drive in theater?
2007-01-19 09:02:33 · answer #7 · answered by itpsportsman 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
What's Walmart? Is that like some where you buy walls and stuff?
Krazy Libra
2007-01-19 08:23:30 · answer #8 · answered by krazy_libra_from_ac 5 · 1⤊ 1⤋
wuts a blondes fave nursery rhyme
hump me
dump me
2007-01-19 07:58:43 · answer #9 · answered by kbigred823 2 · 0⤊ 2⤋
I'm a deaf mute, can I sign them to you?
2007-01-19 07:58:21 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋