There was political intrigue inside the fridge. The 'conservative' foodstuffs faced off against their bitter Labour rivals, who were lead by a cooked chook. The left-leaning foods were determined to undo their foes, and so the drinks, from their exclusive vantage point in the door crisper, decided to infiltrate the conservative camp and report back with any information they could obtain. The other Labourite foods were skeptical at this plot, until the chook reassured them they had successfully placed a mole, a cunningly disguised bottle of Chardonnay in the conservative camp. Privately, the other Labour foods had misgivings about both the mole, and their leader. What did they say?
'Can a chicken catch a Tory with a white wine source?'"
2007-01-19 07:51:47 · 9 answers · asked by James A 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
I don't really understand the whole joke, but the punch-line is funny none-the-less.
I'm American, which may explain why I don't get the whole thing. Like, what is a chook??
2007-01-19 08:23:28 · answer #1 · answered by ildjb@sbcglobal.net 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I am supposed to have a wonderful sense of humour but for the life of me, after several readings, I have not got the foggiest idea of what this one is all about.............sorry.
Try this: One of the nuns in the convent went up to Mother Superior and said 'Mother, there is a case of syphilis in the convent'. The Rev. Mother replied 'Thank God, I'm tired of Chardonnay'............
2007-01-19 08:00:59 · answer #2 · answered by thomasrobinsonantonio 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Not for hours. But a damn good attempt. I guess one has to be a Pommy to appreciate it. I do like the convoluted English though!
2007-01-19 07:58:49 · answer #3 · answered by angieasee64 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Not funny!
2007-01-19 07:57:08 · answer #4 · answered by cats 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Hehehheheheee!!! A sure cracker!!! I love it!!
2007-01-19 07:57:17 · answer #5 · answered by funmzire 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
wow that was soooo NOT funny
2007-01-19 07:57:14 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
nice try, but no , sorry
2007-01-19 08:29:55 · answer #7 · answered by Tarek D 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
no no, i'm British and this plain sucked.....
2007-01-19 08:02:57 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
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This one flew way over my head....
2007-01-19 07:57:39 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋