A blond is a little short on cash so one day she gets the brilliant idea to go out and look for odd jobs to make a little quick money.
She goes to the well to do side of town and goes up to the front door of the first house she comes to and rings the door bell. A man answers the door and she asks if he as any odd jobs for her. He thinks for a moment and says "well, I've been needing to paint my porch, if you do it I'll give you $100." She agrees and he tells her the paint and supplies are in the garage. She goes off to paint and he goes back inside.
A short time later she comes back to the door and says "I'm all finished - in fact I had enough paint for two coats" He is impressed and pays her the money. As she turns to leave she says "BTW, that's not a porch, it's a Lexus"
2007-01-19 07:48:17 · 13 answers · asked by nuthnbettr2do0128 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
I heard it was $50 and a ferrari, but still funny!
2007-01-19 07:54:04 · answer #1 · answered by Jon C 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Straight
2016-05-23 22:17:31 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
poor lexus, that was a good clean blonde joke, those are rare
2007-01-19 07:53:01 · answer #3 · answered by dontchawish 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good one!
2007-01-19 07:50:51 · answer #4 · answered by angieasee64 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That wasnt a question it was a story.
2007-01-19 07:52:21 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
cute
2007-01-19 07:52:22 · answer #6 · answered by Lulamilu 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahaha
2007-01-19 07:50:51 · answer #7 · answered by BooBoo 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yes, good one
2007-01-19 07:51:49 · answer #8 · answered by severedhead15 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ouch....that hurt!!!
2007-01-19 07:52:36 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahahha
2007-01-19 08:15:45 · answer #10 · answered by *Dat*-*Libra*-*Cutie* 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋