One Sunday morning a little girl in her Sunday best was running so she wouldn't be late for church.
As she ran she kept praying, "Dear God, please don't let me be late to church.
Please don't let me be late to church...."
As she was running she tripped and fell.
When she got back up she began praying again...
"Please, God don't let me be late to church -- but don't shove me either!
2007-01-19 07:45:48 · 61 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
haha definately funny cheers me dears
2007-01-19 07:49:15 · answer #1 · answered by nendlin 6 · 3⤊ 2⤋
omg that is so funny
hear is another funny church joke:
a couple days after christmas, a pastor was looking at the church's manger scene when he noticed that Baby Jesus was missing. he went outside to see if someone had stolen it. he soon saw a little boy pulling a red wagon with the baby Jesus in it. the pastor asked him why he had stolen the baby jesus, and the boy replied, well, a few days before christmas, i prayed to baby jesus, and i said if he brought me a red wagon for christmas i would give him a ride around the block in it!!!
2007-01-19 07:54:13 · answer #2 · answered by kbigred823 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes - 7/10.
Paddy decided to go fishing up by the canal. The fog was heavy and he eventually found the frozen water. He began to try to break it with one of his rods. A loud voice spoke 'My son, you will not catch anything there'. Paddy looked around but could see nothing or indeed anyone. He moved down about twenty feet and tried again. The booming voice rang out again 'You will not catch anything there either, my son'. Paddy went down on his knees and with his hands joined looked up and said 'Please God, where should I fish'. The voice boomed out again 'In the bloody canal you fool, this is an ice rink'.....................
2007-01-19 07:53:33 · answer #3 · answered by thomasrobinsonantonio 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
6/10
2007-01-19 07:51:37 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
The establishment of the "hand" of God surely defines the deity as an existing reality. Therefore she will no longer have any faith. She would not have said the second prayer as she no longer have been a believer.
But apart from that... really funny.
2007-01-19 07:50:26 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Awww....
But did you hear about the former Anglican vicar and his wife who visited the local priests residence when they joined the Catholic faith? The vicar looked in awe at all the splendor of the lodgings and, seeing this, the local priest says to the vicar
"Yes, you may have the better halves, but we have the better quarters!"
2007-01-19 08:20:22 · answer #6 · answered by A Teesside Smart**** 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It's a very cute & funny joke. It's a favorite where I work. I've heard it told time & time again. There are some funnier ones like it though.
2007-01-19 07:49:51 · answer #7 · answered by ~*Lady Beth*~ 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
A very nice joke, a little star for you, always laughing
2007-01-19 08:10:36 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hehehehhhehhee! Really cute! A star for you!
2007-01-19 07:52:03 · answer #9 · answered by funmzire 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats acute one you turned over a new leaf 10/10
2007-01-19 08:30:32 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
It's very cute. It's not halarious or anything but it made me chuckle. Thank you for sharing this!
2007-01-19 08:07:07 · answer #11 · answered by journeythroughlife85 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋