Choose the Best Language?

Question

This is for fun. Here is a list of characteristics. Choose one language that you personally feel fits each description the best!

1. Most Romantic
2. Ugliest
3. Most Feminine-sounding
4. Most Masculine-sounding
5. Most Whiny-spounding
6. The Most Soothing
7. Most Melodic
8. Fastest
9. Slowest
10. Sad-sounding
11. Cheerful-sounding
12. Annoying to Hear

Please try to give an answer for each. It's not meant to offend, it's just fun (and interesting).

Answer 1

In my opinion-
1. Most Romantic-French
2. Ugliest-Ebonics
3. Most Feminine-Spanish(Castilian dialect)
4. Most Masculine-German
5. Most Whiny-Portuguese
6. The Most Soothing- Farsi
7. Most Melodic-Urdu/Hindi
8. Fastest-Cantonese
9. Slowest- Italian
10. Sad-sounding-Russian
11. Cheerful-sounding- Bengali
12. Annoying to Hear-Ebonics

Answer 2

Here's the best answer:

1. Most Romantic - Esperanto
2. Ugliest - Romany
3. Most Feminine-sounding - Cestina
4. Most Masculine-sounding - Deutsch
5. Most Whiny-sounding - Portugues
6. The Most Soothing - Putonghua
7. Most Melodic - Bahasa Melayu
8. Fastest - Polski
9. Slowest - Chosŏnŏ
10. Sad-sounding - Nam Viet
11. Cheerful-sounding - Nihonggo
12. Annoying to Hear - Francaise

Now you can choose the Best Answer

Answer 3

First of all, to the person who answered first - English is quite possibly the WORST language for global communication. Far to many words that mean different things, to many secondary meanings.

Now on to the question:

1. Most Romantic - Latin
2. Ugliest - German
3. Most Feminine-sounding - Spanish
4. Most Masculine-sounding - Russian
5. Most Whiny-spounding - French
6. The Most Soothing - Latin
7. Most Melodic - Italian or Spanish
8. Fastest - Italian, or Indian
9. Slowest - English
10. Sad-sounding - This one is difficult to answer - I'll get back to you.
11. Cheerful-sounding - Swedish, Italian or Spanish
12. Annoying to Hear - French

Answer 4

1. Romantic: Arabic
2. Ugliest: That clicking language in southern Africa
3. Feminine: French or lispy Spanish
4. Masculine:Dutch or Georgian
5. Whiny: Chinese
6. Soothing: Italian or Hungarian
7. Melodic: Russian, Navajo
8. Fastest: Cuban, Puerto Rican or Mexican dialects of Spanish
9. Slowest: Swahili or Lingala
10. Sad: Armenian
11. Australian English
12. Annoying: Hebrew and Korean

Answer 5

1. Most Romantic -ARABIC
2. Ugliest - Farsi
3. Most Feminine-sounding - English
4. Most Masculine-sounding -English
5. Most Whiny-spounding - Chinese
6. The Most Soothing - Arabic
7. Most Melodic - Italian
8. Fastest- Hindi
9. Slowest - French
10. Sad-sounding - Hebrew
11. Cheerful-sounding - English
12. Annoying to Hear - German

Answer 6

The only one that i know for sure that is true is number 1 , Most Romantic is Romanian ( any ecyclopedia , history book will tell you the same )

Answer 7

i'll answer a few---

1. french
2. russian
3. french
4. german
6. german
7. french
8. chinese
9. english
11. korean
12. spanish

Answer 8

all of these things mean nothing to me ,
English is the best all round language for global comunication next is Spanish
that is as far as i am prepared to go
sorry.

Answer 9

I think latin is the best answer for all of them, because without latin we wouldn't have any of the romance languages we have today.

Answer 10

ITALIAN
GERMAN
FRENCH
JAPANESE
SPANISH
ENGLISH
ITALIAN
HINDI
CHINESE
RUSSIAN
AMERICAN ENGLISH
HEBREW
AND NOW WHAT??????