A newlywed bride and groom had been busy at "it" for three days straight.
The groom arose early and was reading the paper, thinking it was time to do something else. When his bride woke up, he said, "Honey would you like to see Oliver Twist?"
His bride replied, "You show me one more trick with that thing and I'm going home to mother!"
2007-01-19 07:37:20 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
hahaha
2007-01-19 07:41:01 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny!
2007-01-19 20:21:39 · answer #2 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Better try again.
2007-01-19 15:44:56 · answer #3 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ok and whats the point here?
2007-01-19 15:45:14 · answer #4 · answered by rpoker 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
i like!
2007-01-19 15:44:43 · answer #5 · answered by dreamer 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ouch! that would hurt
2007-01-19 15:59:50 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol HILARIOUS!!
2007-01-19 16:11:02 · answer #7 · answered by LittleBit 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋