A ham sandwich goes in a bar. The bartender looks at him, shakes his head and says,
"I'm sorry, we don't serve food here."
2007-01-19 07:36:56 · 12 answers · asked by Cowboy 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
1000000000 bagillion pts, finally someone who doesnt have to write a text book to give a laugh, i'm giving u a damned star
2007-01-19 08:01:07 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
L O L 9/10
2007-01-19 07:43:09 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
So the bartender throws him out and he lands in the shrubbery. The same thing happens to all his mates with the bartender throwing them out of the pub. Eventually its time to lock up and as the bartender walks past the shrubbery to go home the sandwiches all jump out on him in a combined attack.
Which left him yelling "Help! It's a ham bush..."
2007-01-19 08:27:50 · answer #3 · answered by A Teesside Smart**** 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
10/10 + star
2007-01-19 07:43:48 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
you like giving quickies cowboy 10/10
2007-01-19 08:15:28 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
corny, but funny. my 3 year old will love it.
2007-01-19 07:42:18 · answer #6 · answered by jake s 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
corny
2007-01-19 07:45:45 · answer #7 · answered by johnc 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You were right it is corny.
2007-01-19 08:24:18 · answer #8 · answered by taxed till i die,and then some. 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sorry, I'm vegetarian.
2007-01-19 07:54:45 · answer #9 · answered by lulu 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha. it was funny, but you're right, it is corny.
2007-01-19 07:52:34 · answer #10 · answered by wwedivajenn619@sbcglobal.net 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋