Indulge me...
2007-01-19 07:35:27 · 18 answers · asked by gotalife 7 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Well I'm one of the weird consumers that has to research anything before I buy it. So if I shall be asked to indulge you in your question, can you please indulge me by answering a few questions for me.
1. What are its terms of service? By purchasing said card, what exactly will I be able to use it for? For each sin, money is extracted from my card?
2. Is there a yearly fee? I really hate those. Surely God in Heaven knows how much we hate annual fees!
3. Can I get frequent flyer points from using it? Orrrr.... is this all part of the "earn your wings" program?
4. Do you have any references? I'm not sure I know of anyone who has the card. Hmmmm......... Mother Theresa? Ghandi? Sadaam?
5. If I decide to discontinue use of my card and cut it up, does that mean I'm going to hell?
These are things all responsible credit card holders want to know!
2007-01-19 22:14:56 · answer #1 · answered by Marianne not Ginger™ 7 · 3⤊ 0⤋
If I 'believe in God' and 'try to do only good' in my life, I don't need a 'credit card' from heaven. God gives lots of 'credit' but He does that through the death of Jesus on the Cross 'for the sin of all mankind' ... and that, my dear, was a 'real man' dying on a 'real cross' and NOT a 'prepaid credit card from heaven.' I'm NOT SAYING that you must or should 'believe' in Jesus to get to heaven ... and you don't even have to believe in God ... just 'try to do good' in YOUR life, and I'll see you in Heaven someday ...
2007-01-19 15:50:36 · answer #2 · answered by Kris L 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I willing to give my all n all. I would give every penny I have to get a prepaid card from heaven.
2007-01-19 15:41:15 · answer #3 · answered by JoJoBa 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I would pay $0.00 because first of all you have to accept heaven. Then you have to believe in Heaven. In order to believe in heaven you have to believe in God, and have a relationship with him (meaning you pray, thank him for every day, you worship him through songs, witness to people, etc.....). And second of all, you need to read the bible- because you will find that if you accept him and believe in him and all of his teachings then you will be able to go to heaven. And in heaven everything is abundant.
2007-01-19 15:42:01 · answer #4 · answered by none 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
My debts are already prepaid, I accepted heavenly offer. It was free but it was not cheap. I accepted the offer and I am thankful.
2007-01-19 15:39:06 · answer #5 · answered by SeeTheLight 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I will sell you a free pass to heaven for $10,000. For a lesser fee, I can get you forgiveness for specific sins.
I won't buy from you, though; you are not authorized.
2007-01-19 15:41:03 · answer #6 · answered by The First Dragon 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I already took the free gift of salvation that Jesus freely gives...
:)
Bible: $29.95
Christian CD: $14.99
Mission trip: $1099.00
Salvation: Priceless.
Mastercard, because there's some things money can't buy.
2007-01-19 15:45:54 · answer #7 · answered by Doug 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
There's no money in my Heaven. Money is the root of all evil.
However, I would trade my soul for a pre-paid CC from Hell. muah ahahhahahaha
2007-01-19 15:40:16 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
What is the prepaid card for? What are its features?
2007-01-19 15:39:50 · answer #9 · answered by Slay Specialist 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
zero cuz it isnt real
converted ppl have the real reward and its not a game believe me
one indulgement but lets stay on course
2007-01-19 15:38:30 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋