A lawyer married a woman who had previously divorced ten husbands.On their wedding night, she told her new husband, "Please be gentle; I'm still a virgin.
What?" said the puzzled groom. "How can that be if you've been married ten times?
"Well, husband #1 was a Sales Representative;
he kept telling me how great it was going to be.
Husband #2 was in Software Services;
he was never really sure how it was supposed to function, but he said he'd look into it and get back to me.
Husband #3 was from Field Services;
he said everything checked out diagnostically but he just couldn't get the system up.
Husband #4 was in Telemarketing;
even though he knew he had the order, didn't know when he would be able to deliver.
Husband #5 was an Engineer;
he understood the basic process but wanted three years to research, implement, and design a new state-of-the-art method.
Husband #6 was from Finance and Administration;
he thought he knew how, but he wasn't sure whether it was his job or not.
Husband #7 was in Marketing;
although he had a product, he was never sure how to position it.
Husband #8 was a psychiatrist;
all he ever did was talk about it.
Husband #9 was a gynecologist;
all he did was look at it.
Husband #10 was a stamp collector;
all he ever did was ... God, I miss him!
"But now that I've married you, I'm really excited!"
"Good," said the husband, "but, why?"
"Duh; you're a LAWYER. This time I KNOW I'm gonna get screwed!"
2007-01-19 07:29:43 · 28 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
darling even getting roof blown off you will never ever be (licked) on the jokes brilliant 10/10
2007-01-19 14:07:18 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
7/10
2007-01-19 15:36:29 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I am an engineer and understood the basic story. But I am doing a research on it. I'll come back to you after the R&D is over to tell you how funny it was and whether we can make some improvements in the basic concept to make it more sophisticated.
2007-01-19 19:23:00 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Funny
2007-01-19 15:34:01 · answer #4 · answered by stuart r 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A stamp collector lawyer will be a dream that came true
2007-01-19 15:38:18 · answer #5 · answered by Tarek D 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny! 10/10!
2007-01-19 15:37:02 · answer #6 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very good, shame about the stamp collector though.
2007-01-19 15:34:46 · answer #7 · answered by quatt47 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It was OK, I lost interest at about #3 and skipped to the end. It was a little too long.
2007-01-19 15:40:20 · answer #8 · answered by dorie0371 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
they are always up for that thats a good joke always laughing getting your roof of hasnt stoped you 10/10
2007-01-19 16:01:54 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hehehhehehhe!! A sure cracker!!!! l like it. I wonder what d stamp collecter did?
2007-01-19 15:45:25 · answer #10 · answered by funmzire 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋