A man was sitting on his porch one afternoon when he noticed that his neighbor, a blonde, went out to her mailbox, opened it, and returned to her home empty handed.
About five minutes later, he saw the blonde again. She checked the mailbox and once again, returned to her house empty handed.
She did this two more times before the man decided to ask her about it. "Why do you keep coming out to your mailbox every five minutes?" the man asked.
"Because," replied the blonde, "my computer keeps telling me that I've got mail!"
2007-01-19 07:17:00 · 24 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
she must be crackers good one 10/10
2007-01-19 07:28:20 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
7/10 + Star
2007-01-19 07:23:42 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i imagine that the shaggy dog tale might want to correctly be humorous, yet very predictable. I suggested it coming right now. in case you want blond shaggy dog tale you may like it, although that is funnier once you tell it to someone, somewhat of writing it.
2016-10-15 11:13:45 · answer #3 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Toooo old.
You can change it like this...
A blonde was pregnant and gave birth to a girl child.
She immediately started fighting with his doctor... "How can it be?My husband used to tell me daily, 'You have got a mail (male)' "
2007-01-19 11:28:10 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
LMAO thats reallly funny!
2007-01-19 07:25:58 · answer #5 · answered by Sheila 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
very good pmsl 10/10
2007-01-19 14:10:33 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL Yeah, it's pretty funny!
2007-01-19 07:46:53 · answer #7 · answered by wwedivajenn619@sbcglobal.net 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Your the best
2007-01-21 15:41:34 · answer #8 · answered by LCee 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
heres one for you,
did you here that sinclair paint has a new color? it's called blonde
it spreads easy and its not to bright!!
2007-01-19 07:24:06 · answer #9 · answered by Sir Hard & Thick 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Do you hear that scraping noise? That's the bottom of the barrel.
2007-01-19 07:21:11 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋