What would you do?

Question

You're in a parking lot, minding your own business, perhaps you just finished your grocery shopping. Out of nowhere, you are accosted by an '80's TV star with a camera crew, yelling at you to repent, or you're going to hell. What would you do?

Answer 1

Mike Seaver: Excuse me sir, have you ever lied?
Meds: All the time
Mike Seaver: Have you ever stolen anything?
Meds: You mean today?
Mike Seaver: Have you ever taken the lord's name in vain by cursing?
Meds: Oh daily!
Mike Seaver: So you admit to being a lying blaspheming thief?
Meds: You betcha bub. Now let me ask you something. The standard "scale" for appearing on a TV show is $757, will you be paying me in cash or check?
Mike Seaver: We're doing the Lord's work, so we don't pay.
Meds: I see, what about residuals for reruns?
Mike Seaver: I'm trying to save your soul.
Meds: Uh-huh, and there won't be any points on the DVD sales either?
Mike Seaver: Of course not!
Meds: I won't be paid anything for my work on camera?
Mike Seaver: No.
Meds: So even though you've been saved, you're still a PRACTICING thief?
Mike Seaver: It's not like that at all, I'm here for the glory of Jesus.
Meds: That's nice, but since Christianity has so clearly failed to give you the moral compass to offer just compensation, maybe you should consider Buddhism instead.
Mike Seaver: Cut! That's a wrap people.
Meds: OK, have a nice day Urkel.

Answer 2

It would depend on the 80's star. If it was John Schneider I would probably just shriek like a teenage girl and then start incoherently babbling, "Oh my goddess I love you so much and you're even hotter than when you were on the Dukes of Hazard!!!!!" Then I would probably faint from not having taken a breath. I was absolutely in LOVE with Bo Duke when I was 6.

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Answer 3

Tell him you appreciate his concern and that you agree that repentance is certainly a matter of life and death. Ask him if he has a Bible. Ask if you can borrow it to share something you have learned. Then calmly take him to the scriptures and show him what hell really is, that Jesus himself went their upon his own death and that even the dead get out of hell according to Revelation 20:13.

Then ask him if he would like to learn more.

Hannah J Paul

Answer 4

I'd love to have Kirk Cameron and Ray Comfort accost me! The logic they use is so retarded.

So to answer your Q, I'd answer their silly questions, but they only air the people they make look foolish. They must spend hours before they find someone that actually falls for their crap.

Answer 5

Sign the release as quickly as i could, and get my 15 minutes of fame, and hopefully turn it into an hour a week VH1 show, with options for a second season.

Answer 6

Teach them the truth, that the word hell in both the hebrew and greek from which the bible is translated means 'gravedom' ie the grave or death. And that I am already forgiven of God becuase I already confessed that Jesus is my lord and believed that God raised him from the dead. Then I would smile while they quoted rubbish at me and walk away.

Answer 7

If anybody did that to me I wouldn't be too happy. I don't think I would talk to him, I'd probably just leave. Why would I let some rude overgrown punk have any of my energy?

Answer 8

I would say that I alredy do the business with God, and He is the only one who can say who is going to hell. I team up with God.

Answer 9

Was it Gary Coleman?

Whatchu talkin bout heathen?

Haha!

Answer 10

Call 911, and then a laywer, and sue their sorry butt if the aired any film with me on it