A panda walks into a restaurant. He sits down and orders some food. The waiter brings the panda his meal. After he eats, when the waiter brings him the check, the panda takes out a gun and shoots him.
As the panda is leaving, the owner of the restaurant asks him, "Why did you shoot my waiter?" The panda replies, "I'm a panda. Look it up in the dictionary," and walks out.
The owner, now very confused, looks panda up in his dictionary. "Panda: A marsupial that lives in the mountains of China, eats shoots and leaves."
2007-01-19 07:15:03 · 23 answers · asked by Cowboy 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
good one cowboy we have a teacher in our midst 10/10
2007-01-19 07:26:04 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
You messed up the wrong grammar.
It should have read, "Panda: A marsupial that lives in the mountains of China, eats, shoots and leaves"
The way you wrote it means that the dictionary was correct and that the panda eats leaves and eats shoots.
Nice try.
2007-01-19 07:20:02 · answer #2 · answered by ildjb@sbcglobal.net 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Pandas are not marsupials. Marsupials have a pouch to carry their young and the panda does not have a pouch. Marsupials are found in Australia and consist of: kangaroos, wallabies, wombats, koalas, some possums.
2007-01-19 07:24:30 · answer #3 · answered by Velouria 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
good 1 10/10
2007-01-19 07:24:59 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
This is one of the greatest jokes i know. ok, its not the BEST, but it's still pretty good. If you practice it, it makes a good dinner joke at the holidays when things get quiet.
2016-05-23 22:10:32 · answer #5 · answered by Kymberly 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
good one.
reminds me, my ex once said my performance in bed was like a panda.....now it all makes sence!! lol
2007-01-19 08:07:41 · answer #6 · answered by bazz d 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Regardless of some of the commends, I think it was clean and very funny :-)
2007-01-19 07:24:39 · answer #7 · answered by Silver Fox 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Cute!
2007-01-19 07:20:10 · answer #8 · answered by Luvatlanta 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nice clean and funny joke; I liked it...
2007-01-19 07:19:39 · answer #9 · answered by Sophie 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny!
2007-01-19 07:39:54 · answer #10 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋