I think I am falling for my sons girl friend.She always flirts with me when he is not around and we have kissed and fondled a little.My son is somewhat of a pu$$y and I think she just wants to try a real man.I really want to go for it. What do you think ? She is drop dead gorgeous too. Don't worry because if he found out I can still kick his a$$.Should I do it ?
2007-01-19 07:06:12 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Family & Relationships ➔ Singles & Dating
Ok Jethro....pull your pants up over your butt crack, take the beer off your buhda belly, open up the trailer door and join the normal people. It maybe a little scary for you..all that inbreeding your family has done, but there are places you can go to get help for your redneck-trailer-trash illness. Dont listen to the voice in your head telling you that you aren't sick. They'll just lie to you.
Now wander out into the street..there you go...don't worry about that semi truck coming at you. It will only hurt for a second. Then the world will be minus one less moron. Look at it this way..you'll be doing us all a favor..more government cheese for the next guy.
2007-01-19 07:27:10 · answer #1 · answered by Barb 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
First of all, I think you are a horrible person to even do something like this to your son. No matter how manly you think your son is, he deserves happiness. If you think his girlfriend is gorgeous, then you should be happy for your son. If you were a "Real Man", you would have said something to his girlfriend when she started flirting with you. If she didn't stop, then you should have talked with your son about it. Chances are his girlfriend is a slut and would do this to anyone. I feel really bad for your son to have this going on behind his back. He believes he has a faithful girlfriend who loves him and a Father who loves and supports him. You need to really take a good look at yourself and make some seroius changes. I wish you all the luck in becoming a better person, if it is possible.
2007-01-19 07:28:47 · answer #2 · answered by minybrit72 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You totally need to grow up, and fast like. This is from someone who is your age, and has more or less been in the same mess, except I did not like my daughters lover! Even tho I wasn't attracted to him, she really never quite got over it! Her respect level for me went down to ground level thinking I some how brought it on-which I did not! Look at you-you have already crossed the line. What's so funny and pathetic, this chick is just messing with you, at the expense of you and your OWN sons relationship! Get real, and besides getting your pee-pee wet once, is it truly worth it? Your son may be a pussy, which by the way-YOU RAISED, but he still is YOUR son!!! Shame on you, and may your future be bright, and your dreams be happy.. Yea right!!!
2007-01-19 07:22:43 · answer #3 · answered by sue d 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ah, the friend-zone... Wish I didn't have experience here... Twice, once with a beautiful Irish-Filipino chick, that used to cry on my shoulder and used to grab my crotch regions... but she hooked back up with her shizhead boyfriend, before it was reasonable to ask her out... yeah, that sucked... My other time...well, I guess it doesn't count as experience, because a girl and became really close, and I fell for her, and I'm certain she fell for me. The problem. She was my best friend's girlfriend. She then dumped him and became extra flirty to me... which was just... great... I continued hanging out with her for a few months, and fell harder each day... But I was half-way nervous (as I've dated but never had "fallen") and I didn't want to do that to my best-friend, that talked about how much he missed her daily... In the end it was like we were an unofficial couple when we were together (no physical contact *sobs*) which was okay, because I started hanging out with a different crowd on the side. She admitted she loved me when I went to college two weeks before she did, a point where I was so excited to meet ladies I could actually connect with, so it ruined my prospects for a few weeks. And she would always call me, text me, etc... It was rough, but all I did was admit I felt similarly. After she went to school she became busy too, so the contacting slowly dissipated, but she'd call about once a week. Then a few months later she said a guy was asking her out, and I said, "is he nice?" She said he was, so I told her to date him... after a few months she called back and told me she dumped him... now I'm not a genius but when a girl falls out of contact and then tells you she's single... but I was at a concert with her ex... yeah... Either way it couldn't have worked, she's a severe Christian (weekly Bible quotes as Facebook statuses) and her mom is a freak that she obeys. She was a cute petite redhead, which I've had a weakness for since I was 4...
2016-05-23 22:09:21 · answer #4 · answered by Kymberly 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It sounds like you have already crossed the line in this one. If your son finds out you will lose his respect for ever. Go and find your own gorgeous WOMEN.
It is all about repsect. for yourself, and your son, and also the girl involved. I bet she has father issues, or had assaults earlier in her life, and you are just taking advantage of that. How would you feel if it was your daughter!
2007-01-19 07:13:47 · answer #5 · answered by Ang H 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You've already crossed the line with the fondling and kissing..why ******* not?
After all, you are a pathetic fool who can't get a gorgeous girl on his own. He needs an action to be through with your immoral ***.
2007-01-19 07:11:32 · answer #6 · answered by Mara D 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You need to stop what you are doing and leave his girlfriend alone. You are a disgrace. Can't you find someone your own age. Quit flirting with her. Your son should be more important to you than a woman.
GROW UP AND BE A FATHER
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2007-01-19 07:12:19 · answer #7 · answered by teddybear 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
what kind of father are you?!?! yes you should do it. and please let him know, and then perhaps he can realize he has a father who hates him, would betray him for anything with a pulse and that you think little of him (you called him a pussy) and you basically think he's NOTHING. so do it!! and get caught!!! and then he can move on with his life, finding a better woman, maybe a woman who can love him and respect him AND who he can marry and perhaps the best part would be that his father in law would love him and care for him as a son and he can FINALLY feel what it's like to be in the presence of a REAL MAN!!!
take care you sick old man!
2007-01-19 07:11:51 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I wish I had all the time in the world to come up with little stories like you do!But seriously,I think you should stop.Crimes related to these stories your making up are happening everywhere.Theres no need to make fun of situations related to these,because your pretty much mocking the victims of rape and such.With your little,my sisters naked best friend story.....
2007-01-19 19:00:48 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
your kind of heartless if he found out you beat him up what happened to your wife go get one cause you need one plz ur gunna beat ur son up thats messed up
2007-01-19 07:10:58 · answer #10 · answered by clumsy gamer 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋