One Hill-Billy was promised by some people in the village that " if you can kill the wolf who is hiding in the near by forest we will allow you to **** the hottest girl in the area". The man disappeared for couple of hours, then came back all messed up". He asked them with a victorious voice " where is the girl you want to kill??"!!!!!!!!!!!
2007-01-19 07:02:36 · 8 answers · asked by Tarek D 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Very funny indeed! LOL!
A hill-billy dreamt he was swimming, he woke up finding himself peeing his pants!
A hill-billy was joking with his wife when she (chuckling) told him:"Dear! I don't know why when I always slap you on the back of your neck it glows very red!" The hill-billy (sunk in complete laughter) returned the joke crying: "Darlin'! You're divorced!"
A hill-billy's wife came to him wearing a mini-skirt. Stunned, he asked her:"What the hell are you wearing?" "A mini-skirt!" was her answer. "Well" he responded "if you're gonna use that for coverin' your body what are you gonna sneeze in!!!"
A hill-billy saw his son playing with and bouncing a hand-grenade. "Watch out, son! It may explode in your face!" "Don't worry, Pa!" his son replied "I've got another one!"
A hill-billy wanted to fly, he wore a parachute upside down!
A hill-billy cheated his wife with another woman, it appeared that she was actually his wife! (Because she was wearing her dress the wrong way!!!)
A hill-billy went to bed late, he missed the dream!
A hill-billy went to bed early, he saw the advertisements in his sleep!
A hill-billy scored a three-pointer, it went out in slow motion!
A hill-billy jumped into a swamp, the Billharzzia microbes there jumped out and went to the hospital for treatment!
2007-01-19 07:26:32 · answer #1 · answered by Mehmet Azk 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
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2016-12-14 06:07:50 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Heheheheehheheheh!!! A sure cracker!! I've heard many versions but this is awesome! a star for you.
2007-01-19 07:14:48 · answer #3 · answered by funmzire 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thats not funny, is stupid.
Besides you copy another joke.
2007-01-19 07:06:33 · answer #4 · answered by Sebastian 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Not funny.
2007-01-19 08:24:41 · answer #5 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
not funny at all
2007-01-19 07:11:41 · answer #6 · answered by DON'T GIT LOC'D UP 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha
2007-01-19 07:06:43 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hm. That was ... interesting...
2007-01-19 07:16:23 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋