Marketing Rules
A Professor at one of the IIM's (INDIA) was explaining marketing concepts to the Students:
1. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say: "I am very rich. Marry me!" - *That's Direct Marketing.*
2. You're at a party with a bunch of friends and see a gorgeous girl. One of your friends goes up to her and pointing at you says: "He's very rich. Marry him." - * That's Advertising.*
3. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and get her telephone number. The next day, you call and say: "Hi, I'm very rich. Marry me." - * That's Telemarketing.*
4. You're at a party and see gorgeous girl. You get up and straighten your tie, you walk up to her and pour her a drink, you open the door (of the car) for her, pick up her bag after she drops it, offer her ride and then say: "By the way, I'm rich. Will you marry me?" - * That's Public Relations.*
5. You're at a party and see gorgeous girl. She walks up to you and says: "You are very rich! Can you marry ! me?" - * That's Brand Recognition.*
6. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say: I am very rich. Marry me! "She gives you a nice hard slap on your face."- * That's Customer Feedback*
7. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say: "I am very rich. Marry me!" And she introduces you to her husband.- * That's demand and supply gap*
8. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and before you sayanything, another person come and tell her: "I'm rich. Will you marry me?" and she goes with him. -* That's competition eating into your market share*
9. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and before you say: "I'm rich, Marry me!" your wife arrives. - * That's restriction for entering new markets*
2007-01-19 06:22:06 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
I'm very beautiful, but very poor. Will you marry me? - *That's mail order bride classified ad
2007-01-19 06:31:49 · answer #1 · answered by Dozyjozy 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Long but funny! 10/10!
2007-01-19 14:27:49 · answer #2 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hehehehehehehe!!! Those are crackers!!! I love 9 most! a star for you.
2007-01-19 14:31:05 · answer #3 · answered by funmzire 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I wish my professor had opened my marketing class with that joke. It's pretty good. :-)
2007-01-19 14:54:58 · answer #4 · answered by Famous Amos {not the cookies} 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
See learning doesn't have to be boring!!
2007-01-19 14:53:44 · answer #5 · answered by trinigal77 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that's very funny I like it!
2007-01-19 14:31:50 · answer #6 · answered by DJ thunderdust 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋