You "get up in the morning" and do what?
2007-01-19 06:14:52 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Lets see how much consistency we find here-
If I believed in heaven, my perfect day would be as follows:
4:00 pm- Wake up to two women (seasoned properly- experienced, not some virgin)... one to light my cigarette, the other to roll my herb.
5:00 pm- Give Jesus a wedgie and tape him to the ceiling
6:00 pm- Video Games until breakfast. Seeing that this would be a perfect heaven- there would be a new version of silent hill every time I beat the last one.
7:00 pm- Breakfast... Breakfast would consist of eggs benedict, pancakes, and 2 full pounds of bacon... I'm already dead, cholesterol? NOOOOO problem!
8:00 pm- Back to the two girls for a recharge
9:00 pm- More video games
10:00 pm- Drinkin' Jack Daniels with Jesus time...
11:00 pm- Fornication
2:00 am- Lunch/video games/herb
6:00 am- Drinkin more Jack with Jesus-
8:00 am- Magic marker and whipped cream on Jesus after he passes out.
9:00 am- Herb... Booze... pass out
2007-01-19 06:29:34 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Prepare yourself for a bunch of non-answers.
8am Breakfast. The big omelet sandwich from Burger King (no cholesterol in heaven)
10am - Kissing gods asse, alternating with kissing Christs
12 tequilla shots for lunch (but you can't get drunk in heaven, so we just do it for the lovely burning sensation)
1-4 Watching new worlds that god made. Kind of like an ant farm.
5 - Listen to old people tell stories you've heard a billion times because it's THEIR heaven too and this, unfortunately, is what they wanna do.
6 - Ultimate nachos
7-11 Mosh in the Christian mosh pit (you never get dehydrated!)
2007-01-19 06:23:12 · answer #2 · answered by Laptop Jesus 2.0 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Hell is on the planet - in a rough existence. "we don't have any proper to all of the sudden halt peoples' lives before they have got lived out their karma. They'll suffer better retribution if we let them live. After they die and go to the next dimension, they'll endure there. They are going to be left in an extraordinarily restless state and they'll be sent again, but their lives can be very rough. They're going to have got to make as much as those people that they harm for the injustices that they did towards them.” Many Lives Many Masters - Dr Brian Weiss
2016-08-10 12:58:54 · answer #3 · answered by ? 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
to be with my Wife, along as other treasures in heaven, and worship God the Father, God the son, God the holy spirit. Unlike the rest of the Christians, They'll have no wife in heaven. sorry I'm so smite full to U, this treasure of a wife is for only my soul. preach it to the other Christians.
2007-01-19 06:24:34 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
My perfect day in heaven would be dancing with 72 black-eyed virgins the salsa!!!
2007-01-19 06:20:52 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Every day is perfect in Heaven.
2007-01-19 06:18:13 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
I would see my daughter, I would share stories of her brother and sister, we would have lunch with my grandmother, grandfather, sister and brother. And the rest of the time we would play and she would know how much I missed her in life and how very much I wished she could have lived. That is heaven, just to see her beautiful face again.
2007-01-19 06:23:15 · answer #7 · answered by celtic925 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
first i would be in my garden with my flowers and birds
then i would have a walk to see people that i love and spend a little time there
then i would go to some lectures or libraries for some study
later on i may go to one of the music halls
i dont have to rush do i ? ... just take my time and enjoy
( and yes i believe spirit world has all these things and more )
2007-01-19 06:19:19 · answer #8 · answered by Peace 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
i get up and grab brown-eyed virgin number 1, do what i do, then grab 2, and so on, until i'm done with 72, whereupon i need to replenish my virgin supply so i phone up god's supply room and place my virgin order and start all over on day 2 with 72 new ones. i just hope i don't have to kill anyone to get there.
2007-01-19 06:26:18 · answer #9 · answered by heyrobo 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Mind u there wont be any cows in heaven.
2007-01-19 06:20:09 · answer #10 · answered by ManhattanGirl 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋