Q how do u turn a fox into a hippo
A marry her
2007-01-19 05:52:22 · 17 answers · asked by blonde286021 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Choosing a wife
A man wanted to get married. He was having trouble choosing among three likely candidates. He gives each woman a present of $5,000 and watches to see what they do with the money.
The first does a total makeover. She goes to a fancy beauty salon, gets her hair done, new makeup; buys several new outfits and dresses up very nicely for the man. She tells him that she has done this to be more attractive for him because she loves him so much.
The man was impressed.
The second goes shopping to buy the man gifts. She gets him a new set of golf clubs, some new gizmos for his computer, and some expensive clothes. As she presents these gifts, she tells him that she has spent all the money on him because she loves him so much.
Again, the man is impressed.
The third invests the money in the stock market. She earns several times the $5,000. She gives him back his $5,000 and reinvests the remainder in a joint account. She tells him that she wants to save for their future because she loves him so much.
Obviously, the man was impressed.
The man thought for a long time about what each woman had done with the money he'd given her.
Then, he married the one with the biggest boobs.
Men are like that, you know.
There is more money being spent on breast implants and Viagra today than on Alzheimer's resea rch. This means that by 2040, there should be a large elderly population with perky boobs and huge erections and absolutely no recollection of what to do with them.
If you don't send this to five OLD friends right away there will be five fewer people laughing in the world
2007-01-19 07:25:28 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
That is funny. For me, it only took dating to turn from a fox to a hippo though.... my future doesn't look very bright..... ;-)
2007-01-19 05:57:16 · answer #2 · answered by Famous Amos {not the cookies} 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I have gained 70 lbs since I got married that is nt funny lol
2007-01-19 05:58:17 · answer #3 · answered by cora7391 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Unfortunately, often true, and men from Lions into Pandas. It's a Jungle out there. :)
2007-01-19 06:24:31 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
this would apply to men more the men you see now with there gut swinging when they walk there like pregnant women 10/10
2007-01-19 06:21:17 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
oh no, I am getting married in October. I just spent all this time losing for the wedding, now you tell me that I am gonna gain it all back....*sigh* I guess I will never win!
2007-01-19 06:02:38 · answer #6 · answered by *NuBCaKe* 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol true that,
q. how do u turn a hippo into a fox
a. get drunk
2007-01-19 06:32:11 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Cute!
2007-01-19 05:58:21 · answer #8 · answered by My kids mom 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Aaaaaahahahhahaahahahhahaahaha,
wasn't expecting that! Nearly spit my coffee out!!
2007-01-19 05:56:18 · answer #9 · answered by CrunchyCookies...Leeds...x 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I know how she feels
How do women get minks?
The same way minks get minks !!!
2007-01-19 06:26:45 · answer #10 · answered by Scotty 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋