I could spit in a petri dish and create my own civilization...?

Question

...does that make me a omnipotent god?

Answer 1

Yes and no. There are thousands of organisms in your mouth. But you can't really take the credit for creating them.

Answer 2

Sort of... but consider this:

If you own an aquarium, what controls the life of the fish within? Where does the heat come from? How does the water get aerated to promote natural cycles? What feeds the fish?

You control the heat, the light, the air, and the food supply. Their entire world depends on your decisions on whether they live or die. You are therefore their god.

Answer 3

Sounds like the story my pastor told recently...

A group of scientist announced that they had created life. They were surprised when the next day the phone rang and it was God. He said He would like to meet with them, see their process and demonstrate His. So a week later they meet.

God went first, and scooping up a hand full of dirt, blow on it and a man appeared. He then said, "Your turn".

The scientist fired up their machines, and after carefully measuring and mixing dozens of chemicals, and run them through dozens of processes, finally opened their machine, and a man emerged.

God looked at it and said, "Not too bad. Now, lets see you do it with your own dirt..."

Answer 4

Civilisation no-culture yes.

Answer 5

i think life started on earth when aliens cleaned out there septic tank on earth

Answer 6

Yes.

Then you can DEMAND that those beings worship you.

And if they don't, then you can cast them into hell (the garbage basket).

Answer 7

That makes u a lunatic.