A boy returned from school in a bad mood. He complained to his father that he's considering dropping out of school. "Why?" asked his father "Because" replied the son "everything we take at school is said to be either theoretical or practical...What the heavens is "theoretical" and what the hell is "practical"?" asked the son in a desperate manner. "All right! Calm down, son! I'll simply explain to you what theoretical and practical are" replied the father in a cold manner. The father then added "We're gonna ask your mom a question:Honey! Would you agree to have an affair with a wealthy guy if he were to give you $2 million?" "Why not?!" was the mother's reply "But only in my dreams!" she added. The father then asked his daughter the same question to which she answered "Oh yes, dad! That would be the chance of a lifetime!" The father then told his son "You see, my son?! Theoretically we've got $4 million dollars, but practically we have two bitc*es staying with us at home!"
2007-01-19 05:10:30 · 5 answers · asked by Mehmet Azk 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
this is soooooooooooooo funny.
2007-01-19 05:15:34 · answer #1 · answered by ♥♪♫Priya_akki™♫♪♥ 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Well the theoretical guys do come off sounding very Intelligent. The problem starts when they try to apply the brilliant sounding rhetoric. It seems that in application they usually are unable to bring the theory into a workable reality. I'm not really sure that one is more or less intelligent than the other. I think that they are both parts of the intelligence Puzzle. Love and blessings Don
2016-05-24 07:43:42 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Theoretically it should have been the daughter coming home from school and the mom asking the question.
2007-01-19 06:37:25 · answer #3 · answered by Penny Mae 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
hehehehehe!!!! Thats a sure cracker!!!!!! A star for you!
2007-01-19 05:31:22 · answer #4 · answered by funmzire 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
LOL
2007-01-19 05:15:46 · answer #5 · answered by Cookie Monster 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋