Anyone know of a good one??
2007-01-19 05:05:02 · 13 answers · asked by Darcy 1 in Education & Reference ➔ Quotations
"Hard work never killed anybody, but why take a chance?" - Edgar Bergen
2007-01-19 07:25:07 · answer #1 · answered by rag dollie 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
"It's so easy to be clever. Just think of something stupid and don't say it."
" It's too bad stupidity isn't painful or else, a whole box of painkillers won't be able to save you."
" Every time I close the door on reality, it comes in through the window"-Jenifer unlimited
" I try to take one day at a time but sometimes, several days attack me at once." -Jennifer unlimited.
"What goes around,comes around. So DUCK!"
" Never judge a person until you walk a mile in his shoes. At least, if he's angry, he won't be able to beat you coz you're a mile away from him"
" The only way to get rid of temptation is to give in to it"
" The only reason I am talking to you is because I have a soft spot for the mentally challenged."
2007-01-20 02:57:53 · answer #2 · answered by charlotte 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Look up quotes from:
Will Rogers
Groucho Marx
2007-01-19 05:11:33 · answer #3 · answered by words_smith_4u 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I would rather be judged by 12 than carried by 6
2007-01-19 05:34:04 · answer #4 · answered by johnnybegood 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You don't need to eat the whole turd to know it is not a crabcake -Orson Scott Card "Ender's Shadow"
"Anyone capable of getting themselves made President should by no means be allowed to do the job" - Douglas Adams "Hitchhiker's Guide to the galaxy"
look up Adams in wikiquote.org anything by him is good
If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you. - Unknown
If it wasn't for my horse I would not have spent that year at college. -Lewis Black
I'm tired of following my dreams, I'm going to ask them where they are headed and catch up with them later. -Mitch Hedberg
actually anything by Mitch Hedberg also look him up in wikiquote.org
hope that helps
2007-01-19 09:59:40 · answer #5 · answered by john C 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sir Winston Churchill and Lady Astor
Churchill: "Madame you are ugly"
Astor "And you Sir are drunk"
Churchill "Yes I am, but in the morning I will be sober"
2007-01-19 05:14:55 · answer #6 · answered by Thomas G 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
"never give a sucker an even break" W.C. Fields
Or
"I'd never want to join any club that would have me for a member"- Groucho Marx
2007-01-19 09:27:06 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
"A child of five would understand this. Send someone to fetch a child of five."
-Groucho Marx
2007-01-19 05:13:18 · answer #8 · answered by grayson_michael18346 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
He who laughs last laughs longest
Another one about Churchill:
She: If you were my husband, I would give you poison.
He: If you were my wife, I would drink it.
Se non è vero, è ben trovato
2007-01-19 05:22:53 · answer #9 · answered by saehli 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
If others can, why should I.
It's the witty substitute for the original: If others can, why can't I.
2007-01-19 08:37:02 · answer #10 · answered by woman in the well 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋