On the first day of school, the children brought gifts for their teacher. The florist's son brought the teacher a bouquet of flowers. The candy-store owner's daughter gave the teacher a pretty box of candy. Then the liquor-store owner's son brought up a big, heavy box. The teacher lifted it up and noticed that it was leaking a little bit.
She touched a drop of the liquid with her finger and tasted it. "Is it wine?" she guessed.
"No," the boy replied. She tasted another drop and asked, "Champagne?"
"No," said the little boy... "It's a puppy!"
2007-01-19 04:58:54 · 17 answers · asked by Lg 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
This joke is actually cute!
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2007-01-19 05:02:49 · answer #1 · answered by Freesumpin 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The sweetest little puppy in town, no doubt!
2007-01-19 13:03:54 · answer #2 · answered by zclifton2 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very Cute!
Need to tell my mom, she's a teacher!
2007-01-19 13:04:56 · answer #3 · answered by Rosie 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ewwww!!!! Cute.
2007-01-19 13:02:33 · answer #4 · answered by Ramblin Rose 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that took me a while to get but now and got and its funny and gross.
2007-01-19 13:04:42 · answer #5 · answered by just bored 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i still dont get it. will someone explain. i am sure that if someone tells me that i might like it
2007-01-19 13:15:11 · answer #6 · answered by The one who knows 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
eeeewwwww FUNNY
2007-01-19 13:05:04 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
laughing
2007-01-19 13:06:20 · answer #8 · answered by beek 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
its so cute i love it. It is great.
2007-01-19 13:40:10 · answer #9 · answered by needanswers 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
THATS FUNNY AND GROSS AT THE SAME TIME
2007-01-19 13:02:11 · answer #10 · answered by Jennifer H 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋