2007-01-19 04:48:02 · 24 answers · asked by DO YOU KNOW WHERE GARY IS? 3 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Drink a whole can of Monster XXL three hours before hand, if possible. This will cause a rush of energy SO HIGH that you will literally feel nervous.
2007-01-19 04:52:15 · answer #1 · answered by Cold Fart 6 · 3⤊ 1⤋
Have no fear.
Going to church will not make you a Christian any more the going to a garage will make you a car. But if you ever do become a car I would highly suggest going to a garage. It will help protect you from all the junk that can happen. And yes If you don't know GOD then at best it will be boring and at worst very uncomfortable. But if you ever decide to come home it will be the most wonderful place on earth. Pretty psyco huh? And people say there is no GOD. (LOL) This experience should be proof enough.
I pray that you might come close enough to GOD to find answers to questions you never knew you were asking.
2007-01-19 13:03:40 · answer #2 · answered by Bye Bye 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
It is pretty hard to stay alert, especially when the speakers voice goes droning on and on. If you had to keep young children sitting still and quiet for hours, you're hardly aware of what the same old boring talk was about. And it is kind of irritating when the man up there, is giving a talk on how to raise children that you've given birth to.
2007-01-19 13:00:13 · answer #3 · answered by Lukusmcain// 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Frankly, I find you disgusting. If you don't want to go, tell who ever you promised that you're not going. If any of my friends said they'd go to church and then acted up in any of the manners that have been discribed or went to sleep, I'd be very angry. When you go, you go for a reason!
Instead of seeing this as a good experience or something new, you're acting like it's a death sentance. This will hurt your friend's or who ever's feelings and they will be insulted.
If I agreed to go to a place of worship not of my religion, I wouldn't psych myself up to sleep or be bored, I'd be interested in what was going on. If I didn't think it would be a good experience, I'd tell who ever asked me that I decline but thanks for asking. This is known as maturity and respect.
2007-01-19 13:00:39 · answer #4 · answered by sister steph 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Hey Spongebob, drink a few shots of espresso coffee before you go to Church. Or energy drinks or caffeine pills. Caffeine is a stimulant, if you drink alcohol (a depressant) you'll fall asleep faster.
2007-01-19 12:52:13 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
Why don´t you just say you don´t want to go if you feel bored? If you feel obliged try reading a book like Richard Dawkins the god delusion or something similar.
2007-01-19 12:55:26 · answer #6 · answered by ryan g 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Bring an Ipod with you and listen to rock music or something.
Don't forget to take a good shower when you come back out, though. Hypocrisy in such amounts is not good for your health.
2007-01-19 12:51:28 · answer #7 · answered by Ymmo the Heathen 7 · 2⤊ 3⤋
Go there out of love for God
2007-01-19 12:53:17 · answer #8 · answered by Gods child 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
1) Draw
2) Vodka shots
3) participate
4) take notes
5) have someone pinch you
6) don't lie down in the pew
2007-01-19 12:51:49 · answer #9 · answered by Aspurtaime Dog Sneeze 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Take a little bottle of rum with you! Sip it every five minutes and if anyone asks, your just practicing drinking the blood of christ!
2007-01-19 12:52:05 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋