funny ways to say i love you.?

Question

1.“If my heart were a baked potato, I’d serve it to you with extra butter and sour cream.”
2.“Your terrible personality isn’t so terrible after a few drinks and even when I sober up, it’s not as terrible as everyone says.”
3.“I’d shave my entire body with a dull, rusty razor blade and take a vinegar bath for you.”
4.“I am rubber, you are glue, any feelings you have for me bounce off and stick to you. Ironically, I feel the same way.”
5.“The other day I saw this little girl day drop her whole ice cream cone on the ground and start bawling. After I stopped laughing, I thought, “I’m the same way when you don’t call hen you say you will.”
6.“I saw you in the morning, on the toilet, and I didn’t run screaming. So there.”
7.“Hug me. If you let go -- you lose.”
8.“Umm… like… you and me? Yeah. You and me.”
9.“You are to me what an eye patch and parrot is to a pirate.”
10.“You are the hole in my donut.”
11.“I am the pork, you are the beans.”

12.“You make me want to vomit little chocolate hearts
13.“You are my personal parachute.”
14.“If you were a margarita, I’d drink you by the bucket.”
15.“I really like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like you.”
16.“If I had my junior high dance to do all over again, I’d lean against the far wall, stare at you, and hate myself for not asking you if you liked the punch.”
17.“I don’t love you. I merely enjoy tolerating your existence immensely.”
18.“I’ll still want to have sex with you even when you’re old, fat, and ugly.”
19.“You had me at ‘Stop following me’.”

Answer 1

I think it is sweet

Answer 2

Funny.

Answer 3

Choosing a wife



A man wanted to get married. He was having trouble choosing among three likely candidates. He gives each woman a present of $5,000 and watches to see what they do with the money.


The first does a total makeover. She goes to a fancy beauty salon, gets her hair done, new makeup; buys several new outfits and dresses up very nicely for the man. She tells him that she has done this to be more attractive for him because she loves him so much.


The man was impressed.




The second goes shopping to buy the man gifts. She gets him a new set of golf clubs, some new gizmos for his computer, and some expensive clothes. As she presents these gifts, she tells him that she has spent all the money on him because she loves him so much.


Again, the man is impressed.




The third invests the money in the stock market. She earns several times the $5,000. She gives him back his $5,000 and reinvests the remainder in a joint account. She tells him that she wants to save for their future because she loves him so much.




Obviously, the man was impressed.




The man thought for a long time about what each woman had done with the money he'd given her.




Then, he married the one with the biggest boobs.






Men are like that, you know.







There is more money being spent on breast implants and Viagra today than on Alzheimer's resea rch. This means that by 2040, there should be a large elderly population with perky boobs and huge erections and absolutely no recollection of what to do with them.


If you don't send this to five OLD friends right away there will be five fewer people laughing in the world

Answer 4

strange person why not say "i love you" dont really need funny ways if you mean it

Answer 5

haha!! i liked the one where it says, i saw you on the toilet and i didnt go running!! these are funny!

Answer 6

I agree those are just awful

Answer 7

WOW some of those are bad sorry to tell you that

Answer 8

hmmm.i think i will just stick to saying "i love you "

Answer 9

I wasted my time reading this.
I will be scared for life.
I hated all of them.
Wow, You wasted your time to.

Answer 10

Now I have new faith in my other half ! haha