Jade Goody is playing the part of The Fugitive. Her mother is the One Armed Woman.
2007-01-19 04:33:44 · 10 answers · asked by freddy197120032003 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
pmsl good one
2007-01-19 04:36:25 · answer #1 · answered by EWE ANCHOR 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Choosing a wife
A man wanted to get married. He was having trouble choosing among three likely candidates. He gives each woman a present of $5,000 and watches to see what they do with the money.
The first does a total makeover. She goes to a fancy beauty salon, gets her hair done, new makeup; buys several new outfits and dresses up very nicely for the man. She tells him that she has done this to be more attractive for him because she loves him so much.
The man was impressed.
The second goes shopping to buy the man gifts. She gets him a new set of golf clubs, some new gizmos for his computer, and some expensive clothes. As she presents these gifts, she tells him that she has spent all the money on him because she loves him so much.
Again, the man is impressed.
The third invests the money in the stock market. She earns several times the $5,000. She gives him back his $5,000 and reinvests the remainder in a joint account. She tells him that she wants to save for their future because she loves him so much.
Obviously, the man was impressed.
The man thought for a long time about what each woman had done with the money he'd given her.
Then, he married the one with the biggest boobs.
Men are like that, you know.
There is more money being spent on breast implants and Viagra today than on Alzheimer's resea rch. This means that by 2040, there should be a large elderly population with perky boobs and huge erections and absolutely no recollection of what to do with them.
If you don't send this to five OLD friends right away there will be five fewer people laughing in the world
2007-01-19 07:29:17 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
more than excellent,only trouble with jade goody as the fugitive is who the f**k wants to catch her..
2007-01-19 04:51:12 · answer #3 · answered by delboy 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The Plot.....Jade and mother in India......Jade is pursued by the Indian police in connection of murdering a famous Indian actress...Shimpa Sherry. Jade is trying to get out of the country and to the safety of her home ........
2007-01-19 04:40:06 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hope they both get caught and shot in first episode or trailer before main titles
2007-01-19 04:53:14 · answer #5 · answered by peter.w 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hope it doesn't go to a second series
2007-01-19 04:50:55 · answer #6 · answered by Scotty 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
pmpl excellent
2007-01-19 04:37:43 · answer #7 · answered by Trillyp 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sorry not funny.
2007-01-19 05:19:00 · answer #8 · answered by taxed till i die,and then some. 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I guess.
2007-01-19 04:44:50 · answer #9 · answered by DeeDee 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
huh?
2007-01-19 04:45:01 · answer #10 · answered by prizefyter 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋