Jokes about any other celebrity are good too.
2007-01-19 04:30:44 · 17 answers · asked by lime.i.am 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Michael Jackson is talented, rich and famous and you're not, I guess the joke's on you!!
♥♥We Love You Michael!!!!♥♥
2007-01-19 04:42:27 · answer #1 · answered by ♥Stranger In Maine™♥ (Thriller) 7 · 1⤊ 2⤋
What did the mother say to Michael Jackson at the beach?
Please get out of my sun (son)!
Apparently there is some confusion about if Michael Jackson drinks. Because he really like a "Little Johnny Walker."
What does ARod & Michael Jackson have in common?
They both wear a glove for no apparent reason.
2007-01-19 12:34:44 · answer #2 · answered by jim 6 · 0⤊ 3⤋
Q: What Do Playstations And Michael Jackson Have in Common?
A: Kids Turn Them Both On!
2A: They are Both Plastic.
2007-01-19 12:38:18 · answer #3 · answered by electriic_x 1 · 0⤊ 2⤋
Michael Jackson walks into a McDonald's and sees the kids meal menu. The cashier asks him what he would like, to which Michael replies "Oh, I'll just take a couple kids."
2007-01-19 12:34:37 · answer #4 · answered by Jack S 5 · 1⤊ 2⤋
Michal Jackson was sitting on a park bench and a man sat next to him then a boy sat on the other side Michal Jackson looked at both of them and picked the boy.
2007-01-19 12:37:13 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋
Here's a good one:
Why does Michael Jackson like twenty-eight years olds?
...because there are twenty of them!
2007-01-19 12:33:24 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 2⤋
What does Michael Jackson and oysters have in common?
They both come on little crackers! Ha Ha
2007-01-19 13:13:31 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 3⤋
Q: What does Michael Jackson consider to be a "perfect ten"?
A: Two five-year-olds!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
2007-01-19 12:34:45 · answer #8 · answered by onailag 2 · 0⤊ 2⤋
What happens at M. J's house at midnight?
The big hand touches the little hand.
Whats the difference between M.J and a Safeway bag?
One is made of plastic and is dangerous for children, the other one is for groceries!
2007-01-19 12:36:31 · answer #9 · answered by cretin 1 · 1⤊ 2⤋
where did michael jackson goto college?
bringham young
where does MJ live?
Du Bois pronounced do boys
2007-01-19 12:35:53 · answer #10 · answered by hippiechick 3 · 0⤊ 2⤋