"Honey," said this husband to his wife, "I invited a friend home for supper."
"What? Are you crazy? The house is a mess, I haven't been shopping, all the dishes are dirty, and I don't feel like cooking a fancy meal!"
"I know all that."
"Then why did you invite a friend for supper?"
"Because the poor fool's thinking about getting married."
2007-01-19 04:04:06 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
funny lol 10/10
2007-01-19 07:38:29 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
It's funny. Good advise, if all he's marrying her for is a clean house. Saves her from a shallow man!
2007-01-19 12:08:41 · answer #2 · answered by Karrose 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nearly funny!
2007-01-19 12:07:37 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I think it's funny -- and I was married and I would def had said that to him...and he probably would have said that back :-) All in good fun!
2007-01-19 12:18:33 · answer #4 · answered by Jennifer W 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Think I read that one before but still funny
2007-01-19 16:07:39 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
You gotta look after yer mates lol
2007-01-19 12:08:14 · answer #6 · answered by nicemanvery 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
OK now you've got me. My husband will love this one.
2007-01-19 12:09:45 · answer #7 · answered by Laura S 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol funny
2007-01-19 12:07:30 · answer #8 · answered by *Dat*-*Libra*-*Cutie* 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha
2007-01-19 12:19:18 · answer #9 · answered by LunaFaye 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A good antidote !
2007-01-19 12:08:39 · answer #10 · answered by Scotty 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋