"So let me get this straight," the prosecutor says to the defendant, "you came home from work early and found your wife in bed with a strange man."
"That's correct," says the defendant.
"Upon which," continues the prosecutor, "you take out a pistol and shoot your wife, killing her."
"That's correct," says the defendant.
"Then my question to you is, why did you shoot your wife and not her lover?" asked the prosecutor.
"It seemed easier," replied the defendant, "than shooting a different man every day!!"
2007-01-19 03:50:49 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
You did it again, loved it!
2007-01-19 03:54:50 · answer #1 · answered by Laura S 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
good 1 lmao 10/10
2007-01-19 15:49:05 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
she must have been a man eater 10/10
2007-01-19 13:33:24 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
They do say, don't shoot the messenger ! haha
Spose it depends on the message !
2007-01-19 11:56:24 · answer #4 · answered by Scotty 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Is this taken from O.J.'s book? haha, great joke
2007-01-19 11:57:05 · answer #5 · answered by stuartalexanderhucklebee 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny and clever, great.
2007-01-19 11:57:21 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol hahahah funny
2007-01-19 11:54:11 · answer #7 · answered by *Dat*-*Libra*-*Cutie* 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good 1 .. LOL
2007-01-19 11:55:12 · answer #8 · answered by Manisha 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
coool
2007-01-19 11:56:38 · answer #9 · answered by Neeboo 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha that's shits funny
2007-01-19 11:58:14 · answer #10 · answered by Jon V 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋