A chicken farmer went to a local bar... sat next to a woman and ordered a
glass of champagne.
The woman perks up and says, "How about that? I just ordered a glass of champagne, too!"
"What a coincidence," the farmer says, "This is a special day for me, I'm celebrating."
"This is a special day for me too, I'm also celebrating!" says the woman.
"What a coincidence" says the man. As they clinked glasses the farmer asked, "What are you celebrating?"
"My husband and I have been trying to have a child, and today my
gynaecologist told me that I'm pregnant!"
"What a coincidence," says the man ... "I'm a chicken farmer and for years all my hens were infertile, but today they're finally laying fertilized
eggs."
"That's great!" says the woman, "How did your chickens become fertile?"
"I used a different ****," he replied.
The woman smiled and said, "What a coincidence"
2007-01-19 03:31:01 · 32 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
the blanked out word begins with the letter C!
2007-01-19 03:47:49 · update #1
good one sam 10/10
2007-01-19 03:52:01 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny
2007-01-19 03:34:56 · answer #2 · answered by Gsplan 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny
2007-01-19 03:34:42 · answer #3 · answered by polmat77 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 10/10!
2007-01-19 03:39:06 · answer #4 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes.
2007-01-19 03:35:45 · answer #5 · answered by PureSophistication 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
put a smile on my face, keep em coming ere all night
2007-01-19 03:34:36 · answer #6 · answered by Outlawz 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i dont no what **** is. Im being serious please some ome write the word but blank one letter out. Oh how foolish do i feel
2007-01-19 03:43:43 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny - made me smile!
2007-01-19 03:34:14 · answer #8 · answered by Flossie 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yes
2007-01-19 03:38:57 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny
2007-01-19 03:33:25 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋