one day a rabbit spots a bird sitting on the top branch of a tree doing nothing the rabbit says to the bird can i sit with you and do nothing all day. The bird agrees so the rabbit sits next to the tree and does nothing later that day a fox comes along and eats the rabbit. Moral of the story you have to be very high up to sit around all day and do nothing.
One day a bird is flying in winter conditions when all of a sudden he drop out of the sky nearly frozen to death a cow comes along and poo's right on top of the bird. The bird realises realises that the dung is actually warming the bird up. After a while the bird starts to sing with happiness as he is starting to feelwell again. All of a sudden a cat comes along drags him from the dung and eats him. Moral is not every one who sh*ts on you is your enemy and not every one who gets you out of sh*t is you r friend.
2007-01-19 03:15:23 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
i like the last one, and it is so TRUE.... The ones you think would be your friend (getting you out of sh*t) can and most of the time will turn on you.
2007-01-19 03:20:14 · answer #1 · answered by sexy momma 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Heard the first one before and the second one is really funny.
2007-01-19 03:44:41 · answer #2 · answered by PureSophistication 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Also, when you're in deep sh*t, it's best to keep your mouth shut.
2007-01-19 03:32:29 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
i really like that good morals and really true....i would like some more too if u find any please post em thanx
2007-01-19 03:23:29 · answer #4 · answered by urzalwayz5646 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋