2007-01-19 03:12:15 · 40 answers · asked by Spookshow Baby 3 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Id say could you please clean up after yourself next time you visit im sick of cleaning up your mess theres beer cans and vomit all over the floor, damnit satan
2007-01-19 03:15:08 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 5⤊ 2⤋
I would ask you how you feel about working for God.
And before anyone gets cute, God is all knowing and all powerful. God knew Satan would rebel before Satan was made... God made Satan to 'rebel' ... it is all part of the 'plan'
Also, in the Old Testament it is extremely clear that Satan/Lucifer works for God...
2007-01-19 03:17:52 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
Get behind me, Satan, for you are hindering the kingdom of God!
2007-01-19 03:19:55 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Get Behind me in Jesus's name Amen
2007-01-19 03:16:36 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
I'd say, "You have my sympathy. I've been a total asshole, too, so, I know what it's like. You really should consider getting over it though. There's just really no percentage in it, long-term."
2007-01-19 05:30:32 · answer #5 · answered by Jack M 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Come and pick up your boy, Lex Luthor. He's really getting to be a pain!
2007-01-19 05:54:46 · answer #6 · answered by ? 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
JC is the man "absolutely"
Never should u appear to me again or i kick ur *** in the name of the most high. Jehovah!!
2007-01-19 03:26:37 · answer #7 · answered by Naughty 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Thank goodness this is your last term in office, Mr. President!
2007-01-19 03:19:22 · answer #8 · answered by glitterkittyy 7 · 3⤊ 0⤋
I would tell you that I feel sorry for you! I would also tell you to start doing good deeds and ask GOD for forgiveness, you never know, God just might forgive you!
2007-01-19 03:19:09 · answer #9 · answered by moonlight_is_harmonious_1 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
How are things going in Pandemonium? Bet that "better to reign in hell" thing is working out great...
2007-01-19 03:16:24 · answer #10 · answered by angk 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋