A woman stopped by at her recently married son's house. She rang the doorbell and walked in. She was shocked to see her daughter-in-law lying on the couch, totally naked. Soft music was playing, and the aroma of perfume filled the room. "What are you doing?" she asked. "I'm waiting for my husband to come home from work," the daughter-in-law answered. "But you're naked!" the mother-in-law exclaimed! "This is my love dress,my husband loves me to wear this dress," she explained. "It excites him to no end. Every time he sees me in this dress, he instantly becomes romantic and ravages me for hours on end. He can't get enough of me." The mother-in-law left. When she got home, she undressed, showered, put on her best perfume, dimmed the lights, put on a romantic CD, and laid on the couch waiting for her husband to arrive. Finally, her husband came home. He walked in and saw her lying there. "What are you doing?" he asked. "This is my love dress," she whispered, "Needs ironing," he said.
2007-01-19 03:12:05 · 30 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Ha Ha! Funny! 10/10!
2007-01-19 03:15:04 · answer #1 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Q.Heard the slogan the French military are utilising to sell previous rifles ? A. on no account fired, purely dropped as quickly because it is from finished steel jacket 2 sturdy 3 humorous 4Hahah .... ok 5 is a sturdy quote.. 6 lol is sturdy 7good 8GREAT 9 lol
2016-10-07 09:51:05 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
excellent 10/10
2007-01-19 03:42:01 · answer #3 · answered by Tarek D 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny! great distraction from fri pm work, hope to see a love dress this weekend!
2007-01-19 03:17:21 · answer #4 · answered by amluvinit 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that's a good wrinkly one 10/10
2007-01-19 03:38:21 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
ohh ouch SHUT DOWN hhaha lol good one really like it 10/10
2007-01-19 03:20:40 · answer #6 · answered by urzalwayz5646 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nice joke ,my mrs didnt get it but nothing new there,HaHa
2007-01-19 03:19:19 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I Liked it made me laugh! FUNNY
2007-01-19 03:16:17 · answer #8 · answered by PT 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Good joke - it was on the net this wek.
2007-01-19 03:31:26 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I must admit, it made me smile, if not LOL. Nice one.
2007-01-19 03:24:56 · answer #10 · answered by Roachster 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋