A man, a flamingo and a cat walk into a bar.
The man buys the round of drinks, then they
all leave. The next day, they go into the
bar and the flamingo buys the round of drinks
then they leave. On the third day, even
though it is the cats turn to buy the drinks
it refuses, so the man buys the round. When
he is buying the drinks, the barman says
"how come you're paying, not the cat?"
The man replied "I found a magic lamp, and
when the genie appeared, I asked for a bird
with long legs and a tight pxssy!"
2007-01-19 02:54:54 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
good 1 lol 10/10
2007-01-19 08:50:03 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Tight pxssy, I understand. But bird with long legs???
2007-01-19 11:01:21 · answer #2 · answered by police 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Silly but not that funny. 8/10!
2007-01-19 10:59:49 · answer #3 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
he got his wishes 10/10
2007-01-19 12:01:48 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Its ok, not one i would send around the office funny.
2007-01-19 11:07:53 · answer #5 · answered by natasha * 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Old joke and not funny. Sorry
2007-01-19 10:59:05 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
this didnt make me l0l but it made me smile a teensy bit
2007-01-19 11:12:41 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lucky he didn't get a tiger in his *ank
2007-01-19 12:28:24 · answer #8 · answered by Scotty 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny
2007-01-19 10:59:19 · answer #9 · answered by boojum 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It's not laugh-out-loud funny, but it made me smile. :-)
2007-01-19 10:59:09 · answer #10 · answered by Roo 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋