2007-01-19 02:51:36 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Spot the difference:
What is the best joke u now?
What is the best joke u know?
hahaha, hope you like it.
2007-01-19 02:59:38 · answer #1 · answered by police 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The best jokes I know of can be found in Buster Keaton or Laurel and Hardy films. Also Jimmy Clitheroe on BBC7 does some fantastic jokes - Probably quite old but unlike most "Comedians" today, they are fantastic and very witty. IMHO!
2007-01-19 03:01:46 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋
A 3 legged dog hobbles up to the bar in a cowboy saloon. He looks around and says "I'm lookin' for the man who shot my paw."
2007-01-19 04:03:58 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
if you mean best joke i know. its
an Irish man went for a job in a stables
The Boss said we need someone to shoe the horses and so he asked Paddy
"Do you have any experience with shoeing horses"
Well said Paddy " I once told a pony to f*ck off.
2007-01-19 02:57:02 · answer #4 · answered by chris w. 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
A dwarf with a lisp goes into a stud farm "I'd like to buy a horth" he says to the owner of the farm.
"What sort of horse?" said the owner.
"A female horth" the dwarf replies. So the owner shows him a mare.
"Nithe horth."says the dwarf, "Can I thee her eyeth?"
So the owner picks up the dwarf to show him the horses eyes. "Nithe eyeth.", says the dwarf, "Can I thee her teeth?"
Again the owner picks up the dwarf to show him the horses teeth. "Nithe teeth.... can I see her eerth?" the dwarf says.
By now the owner is getting a little fed up but again, picks up the dwarf to show him the horses ears. "Nithe eerth.' he says 'Now...can I see her twot?"
With this the owner picks the dwarf up by the scruff of his neck and shoves his head deep inside the horses "privates"
He holds him there for a couple of seconds before pulling him out and putting him down.
The dwarf shakes his head and says "Perhaps I should weefwaze that...Can I see her wun awound?
2007-01-19 03:14:15 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Why did poor little Suzzie fall of the swing?
ANS. Because someone threw a giant dishwasher at her. DUHHHHHHH
2007-01-19 05:06:10 · answer #6 · answered by ღ♥ღ latoya 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
What's the opposite of Christopher Reeve?
a. Christopher Walken.
What position do you have to be in to make an ugly baby?
a. Ask your mother.
he he.
2007-01-19 02:56:16 · answer #7 · answered by aslongasitrocks 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Did you hear about the sex-perverted egg??
He went around with his yoke hanging out!!!
2007-01-19 03:00:52 · answer #8 · answered by ╬ Wrath Of The Tyrant ╬ 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
What's the best thing about shagging twenty-eight years olds?
There's twenty of them.
2007-01-19 03:12:37 · answer #9 · answered by John H 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
why did the chicken cross the road?
2007-01-19 02:56:39 · answer #10 · answered by chan chan 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋