A man and his wife, now in their 60's, were celebrating their
40th wedding anniversary. On their special day a good fairy came to them and said that because they had been so good that each one of them could have one wish. The wife wished for a trip around the world with her husband.
Whoosh! Immediately she had airline/cruise tickets in her hands.
The man wished for a female companion 30 years younger..
Whoosh...immediately he turned ninety!!! Gotta love that fairy!
A PRAYER
Dear Lord,
I pray for Wisdom to understand my man;
Love to forgive him; And Patience for his moods.
Because, Lord, if I pray for Strength,
I'll beat him to death.
AMEN
Q: Why do little boys whine?
A: They are practicing to be men.
Q: Why do men whistle when they are sitting on the toilet?
A: It helps them remember which end they need to wipe.
Q: What is the difference between men and women?
A: A woman wants one man to satisfy her every need. A man wants
every woman to satisfy his one need.
Q: How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?
A: Rename the mail folder "Instruction Manuals"
2007-01-19 02:44:04 · 6 answers · asked by KTINA 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
if you were a man, i'd ask you to marry me. these are hysterical. thanks for the much needed laughs.
2007-01-19 02:48:13 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Good ones! Funny! I really liked that first one though!
2007-01-19 02:48:36 · answer #2 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lmfao, I'll remember that!
2007-01-19 02:49:22 · answer #3 · answered by ░▒▓Mollyஐ▓▒░ 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha...girl you rock..thx for the laughs..:-)
2007-01-19 02:49:00 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2007-01-19 02:48:53 · answer #5 · answered by police 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
HArHaR! I love these! Thanks
2007-01-19 02:49:50 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋