One day my housework-challenged husband decided to wash his
Sweatshirt. Seconds after he stepped into the laundry room, he shouted
to me, "What setting do I use on the washing machine?"
"It depends," I replied. "What does it say on your shirt?"
He yelled back, "University of Oklahoma."
And they say blondes are dumb...
A couple is lying in bed. The man says, "I am going to make you
the happiest woman in the world." The woman replies, "I'll miss you..."
"It's just too hot to wear clothes today," Jack says as he
stepped out of the shower, "honey, what do you think the neighbors would think if I mowed the lawn like this?"
"Probably that I married you for your money," she replied.
He said - Shall we try swapping positions tonight? She said -
That's a good idea... you stand by the ironing board while I sit on the sofa and fart.
Q: What do you call an intelligent, good looking, sensitive man?
A: A rumor
2007-01-19 02:34:16 · 19 answers · asked by KTINA 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
all you guys who are getting all butt hurt and need a pad or a tampon... quit reading them I clearly said they were for the ladies!
2007-01-19 03:14:29 · update #1
oh ya.
why do brides wear white?
the dish washer should match the refrigerator and stove.
2007-01-19 02:38:37 · answer #1 · answered by mud 1 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Hahahahaha
2007-01-19 10:38:29 · answer #2 · answered by Turtleshell 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol!
Now I understand why men find misogynist jokes funny!
PS: I liked the one about the bride as well, actually. Maybe because I never do the dishes!
2007-01-19 10:42:09 · answer #3 · answered by Offkey 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hehehehehhehe!! Those are real crackers! I really like the first one! A star for you!
2007-01-19 10:37:38 · answer #4 · answered by funmzire 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hehehe those are so hahahaha awesome. i canhohoho barely type my teehee teehee answer because i'm laughing so hard. HAH HAH HAH HAH. OOPS i think i just peed my pants.
2007-01-19 10:41:06 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
W O W ! ! you're on my list .. .
M o r e , more more ,
You made me far . . . nearly
No, I didn't, I'm a lady. I can't fart.
please believe me . .
2007-01-19 10:40:48 · answer #6 · answered by JUSS 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
i've heard them before but they never get old LOL
2007-01-19 10:51:12 · answer #7 · answered by Chrissy 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
l0l those were funny. especially the last one.
2007-01-19 10:45:05 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahahaha
2007-01-19 10:41:21 · answer #9 · answered by police 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha
haha
hahaha....thx for the laughs..
2007-01-19 10:38:27 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋