A woman pregnant with triplets was walking down the street when a masked robber ran out of a bank and shot her three times in the stomach.Luckily the babies were OK. The surgeon decided to leave the bullets in because it was too risky to operate. She gave birth to two healthy daughters and a healthy son. All was fine for 16 years, and then one daughter walked into the room in tears. "What's wrong?" asked the mother."I was taking a tinkle and this bullet came out," replied the daughter.The mother told her it was okay and explained what happened 16 years ago. About a week later the second daughter walked into the room in tears."Mom, I was taking a tinkle and this bullet came out." Again the mother told her not to worry and explained what happened 16 years ago. A week later her son walked into the room in tears. "It's okay" said the
mom, "I know what happened. You were taking a tinkle and a bullet came out?" He said,"no i was playing with myself and I shoot the dog!"
hahahaha
2007-01-19 02:20:20 · 7 answers · asked by *NuBCaKe* 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Never heard it before. Really cute, must say a good one!
2007-01-19 02:25:17 · answer #1 · answered by Doreen R 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahaha
2007-01-19 10:26:57 · answer #2 · answered by one in a million 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
never heard it before. pretty good
2007-01-19 10:34:59 · answer #3 · answered by nine_iron76 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats so funny and a... gross but still funny!!
2007-01-19 10:35:56 · answer #4 · answered by jelica 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol
2007-01-19 10:26:20 · answer #5 · answered by krmzjt21 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL....
ha ha ha ha
2007-01-19 10:25:24 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol...:-)
2007-01-19 10:22:49 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋