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Two men were out hunting deer one early morning. One of the men got tired and decided to take off his brightly colored vest and was in the process of bending over to tie his shoe when a shot rang out. The man's friend turned around to find that the man had been shot and was lying on the ground face down. The friend immediately got his cell phone out and dialed 9-1-1. When the operator picked up he frantically screamed into the phone, "You gotta send help, my friend just got shot while we were out hunting! I think he's dead!"
The operator replied, "Okay sir, I need you to stay calm for me. Where are you?"
"We're in the woods down by the lake, about 2 miles in."
"Okay, thank you sir, now, can check your friend to make sure if he's dead?"
"Okay, I will. I'm gonna put my phone down for a second then," the friend replied.
The next sound the operator heard was a gunshot. Then the man's friend gets back on the phone and says, "Yeah, he's dead. I made sure just like you told me so."

2007-01-19 02:19:09 · 4 answers · asked by Maverick 6 in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

4 answers

remind me never to go hunting funny lol

2007-01-19 02:48:28 · answer #1 · answered by tease :-) 2 · 0 0

..........and then the officer woke up from the dream, right?




hahahahaha, nice one.

2007-01-19 10:43:42 · answer #2 · answered by police 6 · 0 0

hahahahahahahaha!!!that's hilarious!!

2007-01-19 11:00:29 · answer #3 · answered by ░▒▓Mollyஐ▓▒░ 4 · 0 0

LOL...... thanks for a laugh......

2007-01-19 10:23:44 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

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