I will also probably need a miracle prayer rug and holy nativity stones. Oh, where can I get a bible that is bound in genuine corinthian leather.
Lastly, does holy water come in gallon jugs?
Are the pope hats available in green?
When I take up a new hobby I like to get all the stuff.
2007-01-19 00:45:29 · 15 answers · asked by Crozzlow 3 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
I'd be glad to sell you my stuff. A couple years ago, I gave Catholicism a chance, because I thought the whole sit-down, stand-up, sit-down, stand-up, sit-down, stand-up, kneel, stand-up, march-to-the-alter-and-back routine would be a good aerobic workout for me on weekends. I was very enthusiastic about it at first and bought all the essentials. I stuck with it for a while, but just like any exercise routine, it got old eventually. Now all my Catholic stuff just collects dust in the corner of my garage, piled between my Bowflex Home Gym and my NordicTrack Ski Machine. I could sell you the whole heap at a bargain price, but speaking from experience, I'd like to suggest that you take up jogging instead.
2007-01-20 10:30:29 · answer #1 · answered by Schlermie 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
You can get almost all of these things in Italy. What you cannot find in Rome should be available in either Florence or Turin. As for the handkerchief, are you looking for the Shroud pattern or the Veil of Veronica pattern?
2007-01-19 08:52:51 · answer #2 · answered by Murazor 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Try the Home Shopping Network. They have lots of mass produced cheap stuff that caters to your kind.
Holy water in sold in metric sizes only.
You can only get a Pope hat in green if the Pope happens to be Irish. Sorry, he's German.
Do they allow hobbies in the mental hospital?
Oh, btw, you don't choose Christianity; it chooses you.
2007-01-19 08:51:37 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 2⤋
Check out CrapthatwillbringusclosertoGod(I hope).com. I'm sure they would be more than happy to take your money while giving you useless crap to make you feel that you are going to see Jesus on a piece of toast because you bought the stuff.
2007-01-23 06:49:05 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Wow, quite picky, eh? Did you forget about adding some Swarovski diamonds/crystals (whatever)!? Oh, and if you come over here, sir, you'll notice how delicately the bible has been bound in the leather of your preference!
2007-01-19 08:49:33 · answer #5 · answered by -♦One-♦-Love♦- 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
hello
Don't worry about all that stuff, all you need is Jesus Christ, Not Religion
"Religion is the dead repetition of what was once spiritually vital"
Its a relationship, it will outlast any material wealth, which will perish as will the human body your in.
Seek Jesus, not false religion friend.
God Bless
2007-01-19 09:01:24 · answer #6 · answered by Dr. Phil 3 · 1⤊ 2⤋
Hobby? Well I hope God welcomes the lackadazical hobbiest. Christianity isn't a HOBBIE! It's a way of life, faith, not a way to waste time.
I realize you wrote this question to get just the answers you are getting. Luckily for you the thumbs down rating is gone.
Thumbs down from me.
And thanks for the 2 points.
2007-01-19 09:22:46 · answer #7 · answered by Kesta♥ 4 · 1⤊ 3⤋
....... your'e saved brother,....... because they're all available from discount shop's,. except for the pope hat's..... For that,... you'll have to use, green birthday party hat's instead
2007-01-19 09:13:05 · answer #8 · answered by peanut 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Don't forget you need a Christian wife, sorry I'm not Christian.
2007-01-19 08:53:12 · answer #9 · answered by Celeritas 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
its can all be found on ebay or at youre local seven eleven.
2007-01-19 08:48:53 · answer #10 · answered by wofford1257 3 · 3⤊ 0⤋