Elvis paid the price for your sins by singing at all of those stupid concerts and getting fat. He loved you so much that he even sang from a jail cell. They don't call it Graceland for nothing. Elvis is full of grace. If you are ready to be born again in Elvis's name, call 1-800-GO-ELVIS. The cost is only $10,000, but that guarantees your salvation and a free pass into the pearly gates.
2007-01-19 00:45:28 · 17 answers · asked by ? 1 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Yo bro,check your spelling before you preach.
2007-01-19 00:51:49 · answer #1 · answered by Green Lantern 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋
You are right!! Our Lord Jesus IS THE ONLY WAY,THE TRUTH AND THE LIFE!!! People who come to know the Lord in their own personal lives WILL EVENTUALLY ACCEPT THE LORD!!! EXCEPT ELVIS WHO IS CERTAINLY NOT THE SAVIOR OF THE WORLD!!! Your question apparently indicates you do not know the difference between the word "EXCEPT" from the word 'ACCEPT". I am so glad you agree to accept The Lord and not Elvis--like you said " EXCEPT Elvis".After all, who is Elvis-??-- he was just a singer.He was certainly NOT GOD !!! I think you should be better off in a BIble class and learn the REAL GOD who will shower upon you with much,much more graces than ELvis could, and gives you eternal salvation WITH NO CHARGE AT ALL !!!! How about that!!!
2007-01-19 01:25:34 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 3⤋
When called the King of Rock 'n Roll, Elvis said there is only One King, Our Lord and Savior Jesus.
May God Bless you.
2007-01-19 00:50:56 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋
Elvis was a glorified junkie, a glamorized hillbilly, and he'd more likely than not get beaten up in my neighborhood, King or not.
2007-01-19 01:15:01 · answer #4 · answered by Khalin Ironcrow 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Would Almighty Elvis accept me if I ain't nuthin but a Hound dog?
2007-01-19 00:48:26 · answer #5 · answered by vertical732 4 · 2⤊ 1⤋
If Elvis miraculously resurrects from the dead, then I'll gladly accept him as my savior and proclaim him "King."
2007-01-19 00:48:55 · answer #6 · answered by Asker 1 · 2⤊ 1⤋
Nope. Not ready. Sorry.
2007-01-19 01:11:29 · answer #7 · answered by Char 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I am ready coz I know he will Love me Tender :-)
2007-01-19 00:51:13 · answer #8 · answered by Screamin' Banshee 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Cute....but "except" and "accept" are 2 different words.
2007-01-19 00:49:15 · answer #9 · answered by ? 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋
sorry, no, my savior is Garfield the fat cat
2007-01-19 00:49:40 · answer #10 · answered by ? 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋