I know some of these are old, but oh well...
What did OJ say to his kids when they wanted to use the Bronco?
Go axe your mom.
Did you hear that Ellen DeGeneres drowned?
Yeah, they found her face down in a Rikki Lake.
Why does Mike Tyson cry during sex?
Mace.
Why was Christa McCullife such a bad teacher?
She blew up in front of her class!
Other miscellaneous ones: (I've got 600 characters left!)
What do you call a guy with no arms or legs in a leaf pile?
Russel.
Two guys with no arms or legs hangin' on a wall?
Kurt 'n' Rod.
What did Jesus tell the Polish people before he rose to heaven?
You guys play dumb 'til I get back.
Best way to get stains out of your underwear?
Put them over your head and Shout it Out!
A dyslexic walks into a bra....
Two polacks out hunting and end up fighting over a set of tracks they see. Deer! says one, No, BEAR! says the other. They both throw down their guns to fight when the train hits 'em.
2007-01-19 00:28:05 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
hahaha some of those i never heard before i liked them
2007-01-19 00:31:49 · answer #1 · answered by vanessa g 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It's alright. Nothing special. Oh, Skipper says hi.
2016-03-29 04:30:22 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha Funny! 10/10!
2007-01-19 01:03:11 · answer #3 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A guy with no arms and no legs flying over a fence
HOMER
... in the ocean
Bob
...waiting at the door
Matt
2007-01-19 02:21:45 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hi,
I just wanna smile for a change , that's ok
we're still in the comedy channel, don't we ?
2007-01-19 00:52:26 · answer #5 · answered by JUSS 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You're right, there a little old but still pretty funny....
2007-01-19 00:33:18 · answer #6 · answered by Shannon Leigh 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yo mama is so fat...
you can count the change in her back pocket!
Yo mama is so fat...
she's got to grease up her legs jus to get her jeans on!!
Let's get off muthas now....I jus got off yours!!!
2007-01-19 00:40:57 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋