A coroner goes to the mortuary and the mortuary attendant says there are 3 dead bodies here, all with a smile on their face. The coroner has a look at the first body and asks how he had died. The mortuary attendant says "this is an englishman he was making love to his wife when died so that is why he has a smile on his face." The coroner then asks the same question about the second body. The attendant says "this is a scotsman he drank himself to death that is why he is smiling". The coroner then asks about the third body. The attendant says "this is an irishman he was struck by lightning". The coroner says "then why is he smiling?" The attendant answers.......................... he thought he was having his photo taken."
2007-01-18 23:52:02 · 23 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
i love that thanks my day had been really crappy until now
2007-01-19 00:02:29 · answer #1 · answered by Tim 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Believe me when i say i laughed out loud. I had to call someone to share in my laughter but again i must admit that this joks is an indirect insult the irish
2007-01-19 00:05:01 · answer #2 · answered by real4u 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Not that I mind racist humor (and this isn't) but had you subtituted a black guy in that last line everyone would say how horrible it is. Why? We can make fun of "stupid Polacks" and "drunk Irishmen" why should Negroes be off limits?
2007-01-19 02:52:45 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 10/10!
2007-01-19 00:49:17 · answer #4 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Honestly, sorry not that funny. Cute avatar though!
Christian friend in PA
2007-01-19 00:18:01 · answer #5 · answered by Penny Mae 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
to read that joke was a joy 10/10
2007-01-19 00:39:09 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
it is genuinely funny, but when it happens in reality.... i don't think it would be taken in a funny way.... but thats what jokes are, to take you out of reality and show funny ways of life...
2007-01-19 00:31:39 · answer #7 · answered by Vinz 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yeah not bad, you'll probably get called a racist by someone though.
2007-01-18 23:56:53 · answer #8 · answered by joe r 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LMAO Thats really funy!
2007-01-18 23:59:25 · answer #9 · answered by Sheila 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
O' no watch out for the BIG cameras , ,
BIG CAMERAS . . . so funny and so deadly . .
this is good , I'll go to bed laughing again . . .
2007-01-19 00:38:14 · answer #10 · answered by JUSS 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats so funny thanx for making me smile.
2007-01-18 23:59:52 · answer #11 · answered by helena 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋